Russia Planning On Builidng PERMANENT MOON BASE; My Space Heart Swells
The Cold War is heating up again! Russia is going full Bond, revealing their intentions of building a permanent base. ‘Cept I don’t really care that its Russia, cause at least someone is planning it. ‘Cept I don’t think they’d tell anyone if they were building something nefarious. Or would they? Plot! Thickens!
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Edible Castle Made Out Of STARBUST!, I Choose You To Rot My Teeth
Goddamn. We’re looking at an edible castle made out of Starburst. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I could destroy a castle made out of yummies as I destroyed my figure in one of my nightly raging moments of self-hate and consumption.
TWO ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spots Have Witty Banter & ‘Splosions!
Here’s two new TV spots for Dark Knight Rises, and don’t look now but there’s a fire in my pants. Get it? ‘Cause the fire rises? Remember? Oh whatever.
ITC Judge Recommends Xbox 360 Import Ban To The United States. Wait, Wut?
All right, this has gone too far! Motorola and Microsoft have engaged in a high-stakes slap fight over some patents or whatever, and it is going to spill over into our frag time. An ITC Judge Guru has recommended that the Xbox 360 be banned from being imported to the United States.
Marvel Helps Hearing Impaired Child With His Own Superhero; Plus Hawkeye!
Radical fuzzy shit up in here! A frustrated mother wrote to Marvel hoping they could turn her on to a superhero with hearing impairment. You see, the mother Christina D’Allesandro had a child who refused to wear his, citing that no superhero had to. Marvel saw the mother’s request, and raised her one.
Gary Oldman Joins ‘ROBOCOP’ Reboot As The Dude Who Creates The Bionic Crime Fighter
Wizard dude. The guy from Leon. Commissioner Gordon. Smiley. Gary Oldman has himself a fucking career, but what is he going to do after The Dark Knight Rises? Build RoboCop, duh.
ROBOCOP To Voice Batman In Animated ‘DARK KNIGHT RETURNS’; Fanboy Convergence
RoboCop is donning the goddamn cowl, in a manner of speaking. Peter Well, the one true Robotic Cop of my childhood, will be voicing the Bat in the upcoming Dark Knight Returns animated adventure.
WINDOWS 8 Starts So Quickly The Old Boot Screen Couldn’t Be Accessed; Options Added!
How is this for zippiness. Windows 8 was starting so quickly that the gurus down in the center of Microsoft’s palace in Hell had to add a new set of options for a boot screen.
‘CHRONICLE’ Director Josh Trank Developing ‘SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS’ Movie; This Is Amazing.
Fucking radical. If done right, a Shadow of the Colossus adaptation could be goddamn awesome.
