Edible Castle Made Out Of STARBUST!, I Choose You To Rot My Teeth

Goddamn. We’re looking at an edible ┬ácastle made out of Starburst. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I could destroy a castle made out of yummies as I destroyed my figure in one of my nightly raging moments of self-hate and consumption.

Boing Boing:

DeviantArt’s Ashleyisthebomb shows off a Starburst chewies castle whose individual bricks were melted together with a glue-less hot glue gun: “because there was no glue or anything, it was completely edible. My family and I had fun eating it until we got sick of starbursts, then i threw it out. It took FOREVER and ended up weighing about 60 pounds.”

Exceptional. I tip my rotted teeth towards you, Ashleyisthebomb.