Views From The Space-Ship: I’ve Gained A Little Weight, But It’s Just More Ass To Grab.

It’s been a minute, eh! What’s going on? Here’s some dispatches from my madness. Here in Views From The Space-Ship!

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Edible Castle Made Out Of STARBUST!, I Choose You To Rot My Teeth

Goddamn. We’re looking at an edible  castle made out of Starburst. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I could destroy a castle made out of yummies as I destroyed my figure in one of my nightly raging moments of self-hate and consumption.

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