#Star Wars
Disney+ has surpassed 50 million fucking subscribers in a mere 5 months. Baby Yoda and Captain America doing work!
I say fucking goddamn, dudes. Disney+ has blasted past 50 million subscribers. In only five months.
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Rosario Dawson’s Ahsoka Tano contract is for multiple Disney+ shows. All the Ahsoka Tano, baby!
It appears that Rosario Dawson’s Ahsoka Tano contract is similar to her Claire Temple deal with the Marvel shows on Netflix. In other words, it spans multiple television shows. Which means we will be seeing a lot of fan favorite Tano on Disney Plus. Sounds fucking rad to me!
‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ TV series now being written by the writer behind the absolute diarrhea that was ‘King Arthur: Legend of the Sword’ and like what the fuck
That Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series that junked all of its scripts? It’s brought on the writer of the asstacular movie King Arthur: Legend of the Sword to run the show. Yeah, I don’t fucking know at this point.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 adds motherfucking Michael Biehn as a bounty hunter. Oh. Hell. Yes.
Michael Biehn is coming to The Mandalorian, motherfuckers! The absolute bad ass from Terminator and Aliens is joining the show as a bounty hunter.
Rosario Dawson is playing motherfucking Ahsoka Tano in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2. Please, society, don’t collapse!
Man, I’m really hoping we can pull through this pandemic. Selfishly, just for pop culture reasons. I mean, Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian Season 2? Fuck to the yes. As well, I know it feels sort of silly to get excited about pop culture news these days. But, it may be the necessary distraction, and the light at the end of the tunnel to keep us all sane.
Disney CEO Bob Iger stepping down immediately and being replaced by longtime Disney exec Bob Chapek. Sure, whatever, okay?
Apparently, Bob Iger is stepping down immediately as Disney CEO. Dude ain’t leaving, though. He’s staying on as executive chairman through 2021, and who really knows what any of these fucking wizards do.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is dropping this October. Eight months until more gunslinging with The Child!
We got a release date, baby! The Mandalorian is returning this October. And deeply I’m ready for more of this show, my dudes. Especially since it was such a perfect antidote to the fully-loaded diaper that was Rise of the Skywalker.
That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.
Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.
Jon Favreau has posted a photo of George Lucas meeting Baby Yoda and its too pure for this world.
Jon Favreau has posted a picture of George Lucas with Baby Yoda. That’s it, that’s the whole article. I would call this article clickbait, but guys, we don’t make any fucking money here. It’s just me sharing a picture I find genuinely heartwarming, in my older, softer state. God bless Baby Yoda, god bless The Mandalorian, god bless Star Wars.
After the jump ’cause honestly a bit shaky. C’mon, Favreau.
Lucasfilm wants Taika Waititi for new ‘Star Wars’ movie. BRO, don’t even kid about this, I need it
I fucking hate this development. ‘Cause man, oh man, would a Star Wars movie by Taika Waititi rule. Which, of course, means it won’t come to fruition.
