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Officially Official: Michael Keaton is Playing Batman in ‘The Flash’ movie. Fucking A, glad they locked it in!
First some time, we all thought Michael Keaton was going to be returning as Batman in The Flash. But then murmurings of scheduling conflicts killing the prospect emerged. However, it seems we all collectively shit our pants for no reason. The dude himself will be officially donning the mantle once again.
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‘Furiousa’ Begins Filming in 2022 and the ‘Mad Max’ Prequel Will Take Place Across Many Years. Gimme, George! Gimme!
Fucking A, dudes! The Furiosa movie is really fucking happening, and it’s set to begin filming in 2022! Not only will the film be the biggest film ever made in Australia, but it’s going to take place over many years. While the idea that any fucking flick could match Fury Road does seem impossible, like. Two things. First, who fucking cares? Second, who thought Fury Road would be as good as it was? Not only will the film be the biggest film ever made in Australia, but it’s going to take place over many years. While the idea that any fucking flick could match Fury Road does seem impossible, like. Two things. First, who fucking cares? Second, who thought Fury Road would be as good as it was?
‘Indiana Jones 5’ Casts Mads Mikkelsen. Dude Gotta Be The Baddie, Right?
Here’s the first official Indiana Jones 5 news that has tweaked my nipples. In a rotating, erotic manner. The movie has cast Mads Mikkelsen in an undisclosed role. Hey now! Fuck yeah, now! But if he ain’t the villain, they’ve obviously fucked up.
‘F9’ Trailer: Fast Cars, John Cena, and uh, Space!
I cannot fucking wait for F9. Of course, the new trailer for the installment looks as fucking ridiculous as usual. But with director Justin Lin returning to the franchise, the trailer also features fantastic action the dude is known for.
‘Army of the Day’ Trailer: A Zombie Heist Movie? Sign Me Up.
In this post-pandemic world, this new world, there’s a new me. And this new me? Apparently he fucks with Zack Snyder. ‘Cause this trailer for Army of the Dead looks so fucking good-and-stupid and I’m completely in. Give me Bautista and Friends absolutely annihilating zombies in that glorious, overwrought, absurdly slick Snyder style.
‘Gundam’ live-action movie coming from ‘Kong: Skull Island’ director Jordan Vogt-Roberts and Netflix
Hey! The dude behind Kong: Skull Island is directing a live-action Gundam movie for Netflix! My take? Hey, sure! Why the fuck not, right?
Next ‘Star Trek’ movie is dropping in 2023. Actors? Director? Timeline? They don’t fucking know!
Respect to Paramount for announcing a new Star Trek movie for 2033 without knowing anything. Like, fucking anything at all. No director attached, no timeline identified, no actors involved! A straight-up commitment to a release date, and absolutely nothing else.
‘Indiana Jones 5’ adds Phoebe Waller-Bridge as its female lead, John Williams doing score. This is happening, huh?
Well, it appears that Phoebe Waller-Bridge has joined the cast of Indiana Jones 5 and John Williams will be doing its score. I gotta confess, I forgot this shit is happening, and I sort of really wish it wasn’t. No Spielberg. Old-as-fuck Ford. Just, I don’t know. Let glorious, sleeping dogs lie.
‘Ancient Aliens’ movie coming from ‘Cobra Kai’ showrunner and somehow I give a shit?
Listen. If it weren’t the Cobra Kai showrunner bringing the world an Ancient Aliens movie, I wouldn’t give a fuck. However, that dude has clearly proven he can take an unlikely commodity and make it entertaining-as-fuck. So, sure! I’ll be excited about this.
‘Chucky’ TV series has begun production and will be airing this fall. Killer fucking news!
Hell goddamn yes, I’m excited for a Chucky TV series. Two reasons, fucker! First, Chucky is awesome. I learned this last Fall, when I watched the entire series, except for the reboot. Second, series creator Don Mancini is in charge. Keep Reading »
