#Movies
Henry Cavill in talks to join ‘Highlander’ Reboot from ‘John Wick’ director. This could absolutely fucking rule.
I’ve been onboard with the Highlander reboot since John Wick director was attached to it. But now you toss in Henry Cavill? Mamma mia, sign me the fuck up! Give me this big ole hunk of gorgeous beef swinging a sword around in a Chad Stahelski action sequence.
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Amazon is in talks to buy MGM for $9 billion. Bezos, Jeff Bezos!
Amazon’s looking to stick its full shaft in the movies game, friends. The Titan has in negotiations to buy MGM for $9 billion and its acquisition would come with properties such as James Bond and The Hobbit. Not too fucking shabby, eh?
‘Attack the Block 2’ is Finally Fucking Happening with John Boyega and Joe Cornish Returning. Moses! Moses!
Holy shit, we’re really getting Attack the Block 2! This shit had been bandied about for so long that I had sort of relegated it to the world of myth. But nah, motherfuckers! It’s happening and John Boyega and Joe Cornish are both returning!
‘Venom: Let There Be Carnage’ Trailer: Do You Got A Woody For Carnage? Get It?
I thought the original Venom was a wonderful movie to get really high with a friend before seeing, and laugh your asses off. Which is exactly what I did! Will Venom: Let There Be Carnage offer the same? I do believe so, after this trailer!
Dave Bautista Starring In Rian Johnson’s ‘Knives Out’ Sequel and Fuck Yeah!
You know, I didn’t see this coming. But like, who the fuck would have? Dave Bautista is starring in the next Knives Out flick from Rian Johnson. But now that it’s been announced? I can’t wait for him to chew scenery with Daniel Craig.
Cinemark Signs Deal With 5 Hollywood Studios For Shorter Theatrical Windows. Whatever Keeps Em Going, Dude.
I really don’t give two-tugs of a dead dog’s dick what movie theaters do to keep operating. Sell the souls of fallen employees? Fucking fine. Sign deals with Hollywood studios for shorter theatrical windows? Also fine. Whatever the fuck it takes.
Next ‘Superman’ Movie Confirmed To Have Black Lead. Just Cast Michael B. Jordan, No?
You can hear the people frothing at the mouth. Gnashing their teeth. But I’m more than cool with the next Superman movie featuring a black actor in the lead role. At this point it almost seems too obvious, but they should just fucking cast Michael B. Jordan as rumored.
David Cronenberg’s New Sci-Fi Movie ‘Crimes of the Future’ Shooting This Summer. Goddamn, Fuck Yes
David Cronenberg is directing his first motherfucking movie in seven years this summer, folks. That ain’t the only thing to get your tits leaking, though. The son of a bitch, titled Crimes of the Future, is a science-fiction flick with an absolutely stacked cast.
‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Sequel Has Three Talented-Ass Directors. I’m Stoked!
Objectively, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the coolest comic book movie ever. So how the fuck do you follow up that movie? Man, it seems a thankless fucking task. But putting three insanely talented directors behind the project seems a solid first movie. The folks behind Avatar: The Last Airbender, Soul, and the production designer behind the first movie will be sharing the proverbial chair.
‘The Meg 2’ Director Ben Wheatley Wants to Make a ‘DOOM’ movie and Let Him You Fucking Cowards!
The Meg 2 director Ben Wheatley wants to make a DOOM movie and the wonder he could bring to the franchise makes my tits stiffen. Let this man direct that movie. As well, if you’re an ignorant knob and you only know Ben Wheatley from his connection with Meg 2, get learned and then come back here. You see, dude has directed a bunch of cult classics, especially Kill List.
