#Marvel Cinematic Universe
Top Disney investor urges company to drop ‘Black Widow’ on streaming. Yes, give us that shit!
A top Disney investor is totally tickling my balls with their latest plea. Bro wants the company to drop Black Widow on streaming, and it makes all the sense in the world to me. Why? Cause I fucking want it! But, also? Cause we have no idea when this shit is ending.
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Benedict Cumberbatch Joins ‘Spider-Man 3’ as Doctor Strange. Oh lord, here comes the Spider-Verse!
You know! With Benedict Cumberbatch joining Spider-Man 3, it ain’t insane that we could be getting the Spider-Verse. I mean, right? What felt a bit outlandish at first is feeling more and more fucking plausible.
‘Spider-Man 3’ is bringing back Jamie Foxx as Electro. That’s, uh, a choice! Here’s hoping for a Spider-Verse!
Amazing Spider-Man 2 or whatever was one of the worst superhero movies ever. That said, I’m not sure I can hang that on Jamie Foxx. So while it’s odd that dude is returning to the role of Electro for the third Spider-Man flick in the MCU, I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing. In fact, I hope this portends some sort of Spider-Verse emerging in the MCU. Ain’t holding my breath, but I can hope!
Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury is getting his own Disney+ series because fucking of course!
Hey-o, motherfuckers! Samuel L. Jackson is going to be reprising his role as Nick Fury in a Disney+ series. Wee! I don’t know, I’m fucking burnt out on this shit.
Tatiana Maslany has been in lead role ‘She-Hulk’ role for Marvel series. I can dig it, comrades!
Tatiana Maslany was pretty fucking rad in Orphan Black. So, I got absolutely no problem with her being cast as She-Hulk in Marvel’s upcoming series. In fact, this casting gets me giving a fuck about the series.
Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43. Tremendous, tremendous bummer.
Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43, and man this is a hard one for a lot of people. I know, because I got like thirty text messages last night letting me know the news. Dude was an absolute force in life, though, and won’t be forgotten. Giving countless kids a superhero that looks like them, not to mention pumping out an insane amount of work while fighting the colon cancer that would eventually take his life.
Olivia Wilde is going to be directing ‘Spider-Woman’ movie which is dope ’cause ‘Booksmart’ is fun as hell
Olivia Wilde brought it in her directorial debut, Booksmart. But, you probably don’t know that, cause no one fucking saw the enjoyable coming-of-age flick. Anyways, enough posturing. Fuck yeah! Give her the Spider-Woman movie, I’m all in.
‘Captain Marvel 2’ lands ‘Candyman’ director Nia DaCosta. Fuck yeah, my dudes!
Man, the Candyman reboot/sequel looks fucking fly as well. Which is good news for Captain Marvel 2, cause it’s landed its director Nia DaCosta.
‘Ironheart’ TV series being actively developed by Marvel Studios for Disney Plus. I can dig it!
Unsurprisingly, Marvel Studios ain’t fucking slowing down! The latest development in their never ending deluge of content is an Ironheart TV series dropping on Disney Plus. Sounds good! I guess? Don’t read her comics, but I’m interested. I mean, I don’t read any comics these days. I’m trash.
Sam Raimi is officially directing ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’ and this is the biggest upgrade going!
Man, oh man. Here’s some fantastic news. Sam Raimi is officially replacing average-ass Scott Derrickson on Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Like, this is an outrageous upgrade.
