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‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Casts Sonequa Martin-Green As Its Lead
Star Trek: Discovery has finally found its lead! Sonequa Martin-Green! I don’t know her, because I don’t watch the mean-spirited dumpster fire that is Walking Dead (#hottake!!!), but I hope this makes those familiar happy.
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Watch: Atari 2600 Emulator Running Inside ‘Minecraft’
I can’t even begin to understand how someone can get an Atari 2600 emulator running inside of Minecraft. But I fuck with it.
‘Dunkirk’ Trailer: Survival Is Victory In Nolan’s World War II Movie
The first full trailer for Nolan’s Dunkirk is here, folks. And it’s everything you’d expect from a trailer for a Nolan flick. Gorgeous cinematography. Cillian Murphy. Rousing music. I’m ready.
David Ayers Directing The Harley Quinn Spin-Off Movie Called ‘Gotham City Sirens’
Harley Quinn’s spin-off movie has landed a director! And a title! And it seems, a premise!
‘Alien: Covenant’ Adds James Franco To Its (Bursting?) Cast
James Franco has officially been added to the cast of Alien: Covenant. I’m a fan of Franco (for the most part) and the Alien franchise (for the most part)!
OMEGA-CAST #20: Doctor Strange’s Socratic Flatulence
The latest descent into adolescent sophistry, scatalogical humor, and irredeemable buffoonery is upon you, folks. Gnash your teeth at The God That Forgot You and curse It for allowing us to continue our podcast.
This latest iteration covers a typical gamut of garbage.
Feauring such topics as “Eating only broccoli that women have farted on” and “Hipster Or Homeless? should be a game show.”
If that hasn’t sent you away, we also mock both Liberals and Trumpers, have half-hearted conversations about Doctor Strange and Arrival, and psychoanalyze Bateman’s childhood pants-shitting and subsequent life-long catastrophic psychological trauma.
We hope you’ll join us!
‘Aquaman’ Casts Patrick Wilson As Ocean Master
I love Patrick Wilson as much as I am fucking clueless about Aquman lore. Which is to say — I fucking *love* him. So I’m excited for his casting in Aquaman, despite not knowing *who* the fuck he is playing.
Sonic The Hedgehog Is Getting Sexy Coffee Table Art Book
Yeah, I called something regarding Sonic The Hedgehog sexy! You, you don’t? I’ve called a lot of things about Sonic The Hedgehog sexy, in fact! The latest? This sexy art book!
‘The Dark Tower’ Image: Gunslinger And Man In Black Do The Stare Down Thing
Here’s a new image from The Dark Tower adaptation dropping next year. It’s got itself a stare down between the Man in Black and the Gunslinger. I, uh, I don’t have anything else to bring to this post, since I’ve never read the fucking series. But! Enjoy!
