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McDonald’s is installing AI-Powered kiosks to predict our orders. Our gluttony, simplified for us!

McDonald’s is getting into the AI game, apparently. In order to predict our orders, The Company That Sells Delicious Pink Goop is going to be installing AI-powered kiosks. Keep Reading »
Pluto’s atmosphere is going to completely freeze in 11 years. Dope event in our lifetime alert!

Pretty rad stuff to happen in our lifetime: Pluto’s atmosphere is going to completely freeze in 11 years. Winter only hits Pluto every 248 Earth years, and it’s arriving in 2030.
Drake gave Arya a shoutout at Billboard Music Awards, thereby condemning her to death on ‘Game of Thrones’

Drake’s endorsement of a sports team usually condemns them to playoff heartbreak. So, ya’ll fans of Arya might want to say a novena. ‘Cause last night the rapper dropped a shoutout to her at the Billboard Music Awards, which can only mean one thing. Logically.
Quentin Tarantino says there’s a “very big possibility” he makes his ‘Star Trek’ movie. Bro, don’t play with me!

I really, really want to see Tarantino’s take on Star Trek. But, I got to admit. I didn’t think it had a chance at coming to fruition. Not so fast, says the man himself.
Watch: Chris Pratt shares “really illegal” heartwarming ‘Avengers: Endgame’ behind the scenes video

This video is all the fucking feels. Hit the jump to check it out, cause Instagram video is gross.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ is apparently filming next year. Hell yes, give me this movie!

It’s impossible to talk about why I’m so excited about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 without spoiling Endgame. Fuck! But, if you’ve seen the movie, you know. You know. And so, I’m glad the movie is filming earlier than expected.
Fair warning: reading further about the news contains a spoiler!
‘The Twilight Zone’ is getting a second season which is awesome. Now can we get it off of CBS Access? No, probably not.

I really want to watch Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone reboot. But, I also really do not want to get CBS Access. So, I’m stoked the show is getting a second season. And yet, I don’t know if I’m going to ever fucking watch it.
Monday Morning Commute: Don’t ask me, I don’t know

Hey friends! Drinkwater here. Caffeine Powered here. CaffPow here. Whatever appellation you want to hang on me, go for it. I simply don’t fucking care. Weird week here for me, friends. My wife’s grandmother passed away last week, and we’re in that liminal state. Between the passing and the service. Between the act and the acceptance. If you’re reading this babe, I love you! You’ve got this. And so everything feels in stasis until at least the service on Saturday. But as we all know, it’ll be a much longer process than that.
Meanwhile, I am in the doldrums of the semester. Tired. I’m tired. The students are tired. The staff are tired. We all out here, tired. So, apologies if nothing is truly sizzling my tits right now. I present to you Monday Morning Commute, none the less. And, I suppose that’s where you come in.
Indeed, hit up the comments section.
Let me know what you’re enjoying!
Furthermore, let me know what you’re anticipating this week!
I’ll go first, per the rules of this dance.
Sony signs Phil Lord and Chris Miller to oversee their Marvel TV universe. I care about this, only because of them

Sony has signed absolute fucking juggernauts Phil Lord and Chris Miller (Into the Spider-Verse, 21 Jump Street, LEGO Movie). The duo will be responsible for overseeing a Marvel TV universe for the company. And while the idea of another TV universe exhausts me, the presence of these two dudes has me excited.




