Posts Tagged ‘Star Wars’

Who Stopped The Fuggin’ Nazis? Chewbacca. On His God Damn Squirrel.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
Source: Gamefan84 via Boing Boing

And I thought Jesus playing Hawkeye was epic.

Yo? Planning A Trip To Tatooine? Grab This Travel Guide First!

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Source: Sucker Punch

This shit is amazing. Hit the jump to check out travel guide mock-ups for Hoth and Tatooine. Ain’t never wanted to had so much fun in the (binary) sun and sand wasteland.

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Darth Vader Robs A God Damn Bank, Using A Clumsy Weapon

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Source: Boing Boing

No less than three-thousand people have pointed this out to me, and that can only mean one thing: in internet years, it’s a million-billion years old. Whatever, it’s still amazing.

This footage is from a bank in Long Island, and if I was getting robbed there, I hope I would have the respect to clap, if not at the least stand at attention and await my Force choking.

I have to admit that he didn’t use a more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. Lord Vader, if you get caught, it’s on yourself for using such a clumsy and random weapon. You douche.

Sunsets Are Always Prettier When They’re Binary (In Galaxies Far, Far Away)

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Source: Retro Star Wars

Star Wars Cereal Boxes = Fug Yes. Wash It Down With Aunt Beru’s Blue Milk.

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Holy crap, this shit is dope as fuck. Lucky nerds are going to get these Star Wars cereal boxes at the upcoming Star Wars Orgy of Nerdiness, Celebration V:

via comics alliance:

Sixteen mini-boxes will be given away at Collectors Panels during Celebration V in Orlando from August 12-14, according to StarWars.com. The parodies of classic grocery store varieties include Hothsted Flakes, Raisin Han, Troop Loops and Vlix, which only the most hardcore of Star Wars fans and “Droids” cartoon series followers will likely understand.

Artists Jeff Correll, Mattias Rendahl, Grant Gould, Bill Cable, Chris Reiff, Jeff Carlisle, Scott D.M. Simmons, and Chris Trevas contributed imagery to these freebees, whose production runs will be capped at 400 boxes each. Count Dookula actually looks mighty tasty. If there’s a cereal manufacturer taking notes out there, there are plenty of lightsaber spoons out there ready to dig into this deliciousness if given the chance.

This is ridiculously win. Hit the jump to check out all the other boxes that belong to this line.

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R2D2, Where are you?

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

[via Pulphope]

Trying to remember how to draw R2-D2 while waiting on some pasta last night. Realized I never looked at him very closely.

Paul Pope doodling Star Wars? Nerd heaven.

Holy Mung! Stormtroopers Track Leia’s Ass Down To A Subway Car

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

I came across this video today over at Slashfilm, and it’s pretty tremendous. Why can’t this shit ever happen to me on the subway?

via slashfilm:

Improv Everywhere  is a group of New Yorkers who love to “cause scenes of chaos and joy in public places.” You’ve surely seen many videos of their previous stunts, as many of them have gone viral around the interwebs. Their latest mission was to reenact he first Princess Leia / Darth Vader scene from Star Wars on a New York City subway car.

Seriously, what the fuck. Whenever I’m on a subway the most exciting thing that happens to me is that guy who is leaning against the last seat on the train, smelling of piss and reminding me of my future.

Hit the jump and check out subway action not involving homelessness or urine.

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Leia’s Slave Outfit = Hotter In Sand

Friday, July 9th, 2010

[via sarcastically, i am : click to enlarge]

Ohhh shit! Who knew that Tatooine has such ballin’ beaches?

I Wish I Was Born 22 Years Earlier

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

It would have made me sixteen in the summer of 1977.

Forget Dogs, AT-AT Walkers Are A Man’s Best Friend

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Patrick Bolvin, the dude who brought us Iron Baby, concocted a cute-as-fuck short in which he addresses the important question: what would it be like if man’s best friend was an AT-AT? The results are predictable: it would be fucking sweet. Check out the video after the jump, and try and console yourself that you cannot, in fact, own one.

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