‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Matt Smith in mystery role. Just make him Grand Admiral Thrawn or some shit

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One of those Doctor Who fucks has joined Episode IX. Yeah! It’s the one with the bow-tie or some shit! Seriously though, he looks Grand Admiral Thrawn as fuck. Dare to dream.

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‘Star Wars Resistance’ Trailer: Can you imagine what it’s like to be an ace pilot?

Man, I really fuck with this Star Wars Resistance trailer. More so than any of the other Star Wars animated shows, and I think it’s because I love the art style.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ cast announced and it includes Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee WIlliams

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One last ride! For Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee Williams! The three of them will all be returning for Episode IX, along with the rest of the new cast.

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‘Star Wars: Clone Wars’ Trailer: Disney brings it back for an easy win! Wait, it’s on their fucking streaming service

Hey! The Clone Wars is back! Nice! Easy fucking win for Lucasfilm. Wait, it’s going to be served-up on their streaming service? LOL.

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Billy Dee Williams officially returning as Lando Calrissian in ‘Episode IX’ and the new trilogy just got so damn smooth

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It was rumored, and now it’s official. Billy Dee Williams is back as Lando in Episode IX, motherfuckers!

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Keri Russell in “action-heavy” role. Mara Jade or GTFO, my dudes

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Keri Russell is going to to be in Episode IX, my dudes. And, I’m going to riot if she ain’t Mara Jade.

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EA’s ‘Star Wars’ game is now on the shelf after ‘Uncharted’ director Amy Hennig leaves company

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EA! How badly can you continuously fuck up, BRO!? You had Amy Hennig, one of the industry’s preeminent directors helming your Star Wars game. Now you no longer got Amy Hennig, and you no longer got that Star Wars title. Ya’ll a company worthy of pairing up with the equally inept Lucasfilm.

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Rumor: ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ is bringing back Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan and I highly fuck with this

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I am one of like four people I know who is really sweating Episode IX (Rendar, Bateman, Neo, me?), and I ain’t gonna apologize! The latest rumor has Obi-Wan making an appearance in the flick, and I’m fucking down like a clown for it.

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‘Star Wars’ spin-off movies put on hold as Lucasfilm stunningly appears to get a fucking clue

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Man, I really, really liked Solo. But, none the less I am thrilled at the news that Lucasfilm has put their Star Wars spin-off movies on hold. It’s hard to deny that the franchise is going to be better for it in the long run. Countless Star Wars fans have been crying for new adventures in the increasingly claustrophobic Galaxy Far, Far Away. And after Solo financially flopping, it appears Lucasfilm is finally hearing the message.

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Jon Favreau’s ‘Star Wars’ TV series to take place seven years after ‘Jedi’ cause Christ knows we need more of the same

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Oh, golly. Jon Favreau’s Star Wars show takes place between Jedi and Force Awakens. Can you hear it? My deep, soul-consuming yawn? I just don’t fucking need more Star Wars content that takes place at any point in the Skywalker Saga.

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