#Video Games

‘The Banner Saga 3’ is arriving this summer and dropping on Nintendo Switch first

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This is a neat little coup for the Nintendo Switch, my dudes. The Banner Saga 3 is dropping this summer, and it’s arriving first on Nintendo’s console-handheld chimera. I’ve never played either of the titles in the series, but I’ve only heard really good things.

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‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ Teaser Trailer: More Tombs, More Raiding, Coming September 14

The first two games in the rebooted Tomb Raider franchise have been fucking rad. I mean, like really fucking rad. So, I’m beyond stoked to snag this third title come September. #FillerText #ButItsTrue.

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Square Enix is hiring “core members” for the ‘Final Fantasy VII’ remake, in case you thought it actually existed by now

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The Final Fantasy VII remake is, at best, coming in ten years as a broken and underwhelming game. This is despite the fact that it was announced a thousand years ago, and has been “in development” since then. Oh, you need some proof? Well, how about this. The company is hiring “core members” for the title. Despite the fact that the title was announced a thousand years ago.

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Activision officially announces ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ for those that care. I think…I do?

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Last year was the first time since 2008 that I didn’t buy the annual Call of Duty refried beans platter. This year though, with the release of Black Ops 4, I’ll probably be falling back in line.

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Ubisoft announces ‘The Division 2’ and I’m ready to reenter the Dark Zone, baby!

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I loved The Division when it dropped. Unfortunately like many, I checked out when I hit the then-flimsy endgame. It’s true that Ubisoft bolstered the fuck out of the content and updated it into a very fun game. However, by the time I was convinced to check it out again, I was lost in the multitude of changes. So, I’m particularly stoked about The Division 2.

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‘Monster Hunter: World’ is now Capcom’s best-selling game. Killing the charts too, amirite

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I knew that Monster Hunter: World was a hit, but I guess I didn’t fucking appreciate the magnitude of its popularity. Apparently, it’s the goddamn best-selling Capcom game of all time.

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‘The Blackout Club’ Trailer: A coming of age co-op survival horror from ‘BioShock’ and ‘Dishonored’ alums

How have I not heard of the developer Question, before today? They are compromised of talent that has worked on ThiefDishonored, and BioShock: Infinite, and already have one game until their belt. Fuck me sideways in a pit of trash. Anyways, I know about them know, and their next game The Blackout Club looks pretty cool.

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‘Kingdom Hearts III’ Trailer: Another New World, Another Lack Of Release Date

I refuse to believe this game is real until it drops. I straight-up fucking refuse it, friends. Dropping this year? Please.

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‘Metroid Prime 4’ is being developed by Bandai Namco Singapore and that is concerning, right?

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Who the fuck are Bandai Namco Singapore? And why the fuck are they handling the next installment in the beloved Metroid Prime franchise, eh?

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Report: ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ is dropping this year but the zeitgeist has moved on

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It’s weird. Call of Duty still sells really fucking well. But, no one gives a fuck about it compared to PUBG and Fornite. Additionally, it sells really fucking well, but not nearly as much as it used to. Thus, it is sort of this franchise that is both completely irrelevant, and still a (diminishing) cash cow.

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