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‘Destiny 2’ Teaser Trailer: The Last City Falls

The Last City, not unlike Destiny 2‘s marketing campaign, can be exploding like a motherfucker in the first trailer for the game. Last week we got a leak, yesterday we got a reveal, today we got a teaser, and Thursday we are getting a full trailer.

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Bungie Officially Announces ‘Destiny 2’

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Bungie has announced Destiny 2. This obviously surprises no one, since a poster leaked last week.

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Leaked ‘Destiny 2’ Poster Reveals Sequel Arriving In September

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Destiny 2, much like Destiny and its expansions, will be arriving in September. Hiding the poster after the jump only because of how fucking garish the image of it is.

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‘Castlevania’ Spiritual Successor ‘Bloodstained’ Coming To Nintendo Switch

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Koji Igarashi, the mind behind Castlevania, is bringing his crowd-backed spiritual successor to the Switch! This development comes on the heels of the announce that the Wii U version has been canned.

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[Review] Horizon Zero Dawn: A Mass Effect


I told myself I’d write this review after getting 10 hours of gameplay under my belt.  Then 15.  Then 25. Then I told myself I’d write this review after I beat the game. Well, here we are.  Two days out from what was supposed to be the biggest release of the year, Mass Effect: Andromeda.  Yet, I find the sound of HZD to be deafening.  This game was a phenom. It was out of the blue. It was a comet that was caught in our gravity and slammed into our collective conscious from the great beyond.

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Nintendo Doubles Switch Production, While Surprised By Its Sales

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Even Nintendo is shocked at how quickly their ZeldaTablet is selling. The company has announced that it is doubling its production plans for the console, which is impressive for a company that is constantly creating artificial scarcity.

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Report: Nintendo Switch Has Sold More Than 1.5 Million Consoles Worldwide

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Nintendo has moved more than 1.5 million Switches! In the first week or so! That’s a lot of glorified Zelda-playing tablets sold! (And though I hate, dammit I would probably buy a Switch if I could find one.)

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Launch Trailer: Finding A New Home Is *Way* Hard

Mass Effect: Andromeda. Less than two weeks away, comrades. Get hype. To find a new home for humanity.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Trailer: Explore The Golden Worlds

The whole thrust of the new Mass Effect is to find a new home for humanity. Well, BioWare has dropped a trailer exploring the potential resting sites for us denizens of the Blue Marble.

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‘Overwatch’ Announces New Hero, Orisa

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Overwatch has revealed its 24th hero, Orisa. Simultaneously making me wish I played the game, and terrified at the prospect of trying to learn 24 characters.

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