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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ hitting theaters May 24, 2019

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We now have an official release date for the final movie in the *latest* Skywalker trilogy. May 24, 2019.

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Rumor: ‘Mr. Robot’ creator may write the Obi-Wan Kenobi ‘Star Wars’ anthology film

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Oh man. Oh man, oh man! Don’t know what to make of this, if it is even true. The first season of Mr. Robot was some of my favorite television in the past five or so years. That said, I found the second season of Mr. Robot to be an unbearable train wreck. So, I guess I’ll split the difference and be cautiously optimistic.

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Kylo Ren’s scar moved in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ because Rian Johnson thought it was goofy

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Rian Johnson took a good, long look at Kylo Ren’s scar in The Force Awakens and was like, “nah” to its placement. Which explains why it looked different in the trailer for The Last Jedi. And cooler, too. I’m down with it. Calm down, nerds!

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‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’ Teaser Trailer: Now With 100% More Single Player Campaign

EA has *officially* revealed Star Wars: Battlefront II, after a trunicated preview for the title dropped earlier this week. Me? This guy? Rot-brained, stink-ball’d Caff? I just might play this, given that it has a single player campaign. You?

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 4 Trailer: Check Out The Preview Of Its Final Season

Star Wars Rebels is ending with its fourth season, it’s been revealed at Celebration this weekend. With that in mind, check out this glimpse of the beloved show’s final installment.

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Light, Dark, Balance

Trailer for The Last Jedi. What more to say, man. I’m a fucking Star Wars herb, with the Force directly written into my DNA. It’s everything I want in a teaser trailer, save for the fact that it’s just a trailer and not the goddamn movie.

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Princess Leia will appear in ‘Episode IX’ using already shot footage

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Princess Leia shall be appearing in Episode IX, courtesy of already shot footage. The news comes from her family, who has confirmed approval for the appearance.

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Rumor: Obi-Wan Kenobi movie being announced at Star Wars Celebration

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The hot rumor on the Star Wars info-web? There’s an Obi-Wan Kenobi movie announcement coming at Star Wars Celebration. Please, please, please be true. As much as I want the Star Wars mythos to spread out into unmilled terrain, I’m also a mark for Old Ben.

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Watch: ‘Rogue One’ Gets Retro VHS Commercial

Rogue One was, by and large to me, a mediocre turd (oh, turds come in *all* sorts of qualities, obviously) masquerading as a worthy installment in the Star Wars franchise. However, this fan-made VHS commercial for it is fantastic.

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Will Take Place Between Ages 18-24, Reveal How He “Got His Name”

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I feel like, you know. I don’t want to really post about this shit, because I don’t care? But then I think there’s probably a couple of people who frequent here who *do* care, you know? Eh, without further adieu.

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