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‘Han Solo’ Movie Will Take Place Between Ages 18-24, Reveal How He “Got His Name”

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I feel like, you know. I don’t want to really post about this shit, because I don’t care? But then I think there’s probably a couple of people who frequent here who *do* care, you know? Eh, without further adieu.

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Frank Oz Refuses To Confirm *Or* Deny Yoda Is in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

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This is where we’re at, folks. This is where we’re at. Glomming onto Frank Oz refusing to confirm or deny that Yoda is in The Last Jedi. But! What would you have of us? The Powers That Be refuse to give us any morsel of news! So, we do what we must.

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Footage Description From Disney Investors’ Conference

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I feel like, as a holder of Disney stock, I clearly should have been invited to the Disney Investors’ Conference. Not only am I empirically the biggest Star Wars fan (that lives in my house), but I’m an investor and a sage. But hey, fuck it. I can read the footage description all the same. The same like you commoners, you plebs.

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Adds ‘The Wire’ Star Michael K. Williams

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A couple of months ago I lazily, but somewhat earnestly threw out the prediction that the Han Solo movie would be the best post-Return of the Jedi movie in the Star Wars universe when it dropped. I’m beginning to think my lazy ass’d, haphazard prediction may be correct.

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Maybe: ‘Star Wars’ Original Cuts To Be Re-Released This Year For 40th Anniversary

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Okay! Okay! Okay. I know, I know we’ve posted a lot of these rumors before. But! But! But. This time it’s one of the more reputable, accurate Star Wars sites reporting it.

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Announces Filming Has Begun With Official Cast Photo

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What the fuck. Is this week the week of a thousand cast photos? Anyways. Han Solo movie is filming. I can’t fucking wait.

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The “Jedi” In ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Is Plural According To International Translations

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Multiple sites are jerking off to multiple reports that official Star Wars: The Last Jedi translations have the “Jedi” translating into plural. Take it for what it’s worth (I don’t know what it’s worth).

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Close To Casting ‘Fleabag’ Star Phoebe Waller-Bridge In CG Role

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The Han Solo movie is close to casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge in a CG role. Waller-Bridge starred in Fleabag, which is apparently an Amazon/BBC show. Didn’t know! The aforementioned star would be playing a CG role, not unlike K-2SO.

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‘Star Wars Battlefront’ Sequel Coming This Year *With* Single-Player Campaign

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Everything I’ve head about Battlefront from people who have played it, is that essentially, it was half a game. It seems Electronic Arts also heard this, as the company has gone ahead and already announced the sequel will have a single-player campaign.

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Begins Filming, Proclaims Han Shot First In Tweet

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Man. These guys get it.

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