#Marvel Cinematic Universe

‘Captain Marvel’ Trailer: So, You’re Not From Around Here

Fuck yeah, my dudes.

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‘Captain Marvel’ gets ass-load of official images. Rest easy nerds, her suit is fucking rad

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Yesterday, EW blew the fucking lid off of Captain Marvel. The magazine-website-thing dropped ten official photos, and they’re all pretty rad. Her suit? Dope. Skrulls? Dope. Fucking Kree? Dope.

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‘Captain Marvel’ official look revealed through official merchandise. God bless marketing > preventing spoilers!

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Hey! You! MCU stan! Do you want to see an official look at Captain Marvel? Hit the jump!

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ put on hold indefinitely. Meanwhile, Taika Waititi recently met with Marvel. Please, yes, please.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 has been on hold indefinitely, while the studio searches for a new director. Fucking madness, madness! Meanwhile, Taika Waititi recently met with Marvel. At this point, the best outcome for this clusterfuck is for the latter to take over the former. One can fucking wish, at least.


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Rumor: ‘Doctor Strange 2’ starting production next Spring. ‘Cause you always need a Smartest Guy In The Room

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Folks, Doctor Strange 2 is going into production next year. This ain’t surprising, given the trajectory of the MCU. I assume that Tony Stark is done after Avengers 4, at least in a prominent role. So, what are we going to do about the Smartest Guy In The Room vacancy? Push Strange as Stark’s successor.

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James Gunn officially, totally not directing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ after meeting with Disney

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Whelp, that is that. Now the question becomes, who will direct the movie?

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Nick Fury and Maria Hill are both in ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ and are apparently not reduced to ash forever

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I’m glad that Nick Fury is going to be popping up in the MCU again, along with his inestimably important second-in-command by his side.

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‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ logo officially revealed by Sony. This ain’t news, I know, IDGAF tho

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I know it ain’t news, but, fuck it!

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Disney officially, finally acquires Fox’s entertainment properties after Fox shareholders’s approval. All hail the fucking Monoculture!

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Well, you fucking nerds. You’ve, nah, we’ve gotten our wish. Disney is about to absorb all of Fox’s Marvel properties into its bulging, straining corpus.

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James Gunn fired from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ after offensive tweets surface