#Marvel Cinematic Universe
Black Panther has gotten itself an international trailer, and I am 100% not fucking with it. Man, I’m so goddamn sold! I don’t need to be persuaded, I don’t need anything else spoiler. But, apparently, it features some dope upgrades for T’Challa’s suit.
Seems like every damn week we are given yet another confirmation that Hawkeye is going to be donning the mantle of Ronin in Avengers 4. Well, it’s a new fucking week! Here’s a new fucking confirmation!
Ben Mendelsohn is a fantastic actor, who was villainously underutilized as the villain in Rogue One. As such, it makes me fucking stoked to hear he is in talks to star as the villain in Captain Marvel. You know, another crack at being appreciated in a blockbuster role.
How is this movie even fucking real, dude? I cannot wait.
Not watching this spot. I’m tagging out, stoked enough, want to see as little as possible of the movie prior to my viewing. However, I do know that Thor refers to his team as the “Revengers” and I’m in love.
Apparently, Marvel dropped a new Thor: Ragnarok TV spot last night. It’s got a bit more glorious Thor vs. Hulk action, which is specifically why I’m not fucking watching it. Christ, it seems everything in a blockbuster movie must be revealed prior to viewing it in the theater.
After the jump, ’cause Marvel is garbage and sent it out in a Tweet.
What the fuck, Japanese Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. Haven’t you heard the fucking rules about movie posters? They’re supposed to suck diarrhea through a turd straw.
Who’s the more foolish: the endless marketing teams churning out shit like this pointless production announcement video, or the shit-posting blogger who covers said churned shit, just to shit on churned shit, shittily? I don’t fucking know. Probably me. I always wager on me, shit-posting blogger, being the more foolish. You should too.
Thor: Ragnarok looks absurdly, absurdly fun. Like, to the point where you’re like, oh, shit, the world is ending, huh? I’m fine with the movie emanating this vibe, since it’s echoed by my own vibe these days, as the world ends around me as well.
Good for Walton Goggins, yo. I never predicted he’d have such a career after his excellent role on The Shield, but I’m gladdened to be so fucking wrong.