#Marvel Cinematic Universe

‘Thor: Ragnarok’ TV Spot: Meet The Revengers

Not watching this spot. I’m tagging out, stoked enough, want to see as little as possible of the movie prior to my viewing. However, I do know that Thor refers to his team as the “Revengers” and I’m in love.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Teaser: It’s Main Event Time!

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Apparently, Marvel dropped a new Thor: Ragnarok TV spot last night. It’s got a bit more glorious Thor vs. Hulk action, which is specifically why I’m not fucking watching it. Christ, it seems everything in a blockbuster movie must be revealed prior to viewing it in the theater.

After the jump, ’cause Marvel is garbage and sent it out in a Tweet.

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Japanese ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ poster kicks ass, defies universal laws about movie posters

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What the fuck, Japanese Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. Haven’t you heard the fucking rules about movie posters? They’re supposed to suck diarrhea through a turd straw.

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‘Ant-Man and The Wasp’ officially in production, announces such with a video because here we are

Who’s the more foolish: the endless marketing teams churning out shit like this pointless production announcement video, or the shit-posting blogger who covers said churned shit, just to shit on churned shit, shittily? I don’t fucking know. Probably me. I always wager on me, shit-posting blogger, being the more foolish. You should too.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Trailer: Who Knew The End of Everything Could Be So Fun?

Thor: Ragnarok looks absurdly, absurdly fun. Like, to the point where you’re like, oh, shit, the world is ending, huh? I’m fine with the movie emanating this vibe, since it’s echoed by my own vibe these days, as the world ends around me as well.

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‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ casts ‘Justified’ star Walton Goggins

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Good for Walton Goggins, yo. I never predicted he’d have such a career after his excellent role on The Shield, but I’m gladdened to be so fucking wrong.

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Thanos being helped by his children the Black Order in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

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All I know of Thanos’ Black Order comes from Jonathan Hickman and Jerome Opena’s recent work on Avengers and their Marvel event, Infinity. However, what I know of them *from* the aforementioned above, is that they’re fierce as fuck, and pretty bad ass.

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