Classes are finally fucking over, my friends! Sure, I got some tutoring and some grading to do, but that shit is small potatoes. Stick a couple of them in my ass and send me into the desert! I don’t care. Ain’t no problem. I’ll return to you later in the day with some glazed baked potatoes and an impish grin! But legit, it feels fucking good to have a few weeks off before the Summer Semester cranks up! Cranks out. Cranks…off?
Well, I was excited for the new Mass Effect and Dragon Age games. But that was before Casey Hudson left the studio. Fucking again. As well, Dragon Age producer Mark Darrah has departed the studio. Just bleeding motherfuckers! Bleeding! Motherfuckers. Got me concerned.
‘Mass Effect’ lead writer has joined ex-BioWare devs at Archetype Entertainment to develop sci-fi RPG. How fucking awesome is this?
Holy fucking shit. I was already stoked about the idea of the ex-BioWare devs at Archetype Entertainment working on a sci-fi RPG. But, now? They’ve brought the lead writer of Mass Effect into the fold. This is so good.
Back in the day, Mass Effect was one of my favorite franchises. The first two games are personal GOAT contenders, and while the third one let me down, I still miss it. You can imagine then that I was fucking stoked when Mass Effect: Andromeda dropped last year. However, the title turned out to be raw fucking ass, and after that I wasn’t sure we’d see Mass Effect again. But, good news. Last week on N7 day, BioWare sneaky teased a new title in the franchise.
Former Mass Effect lead Casey Hudson is returning to BioWare to serve as the company’s general manager. Hudson. Please. I beg you. Unfuck Mass Effect.
Mass Effect: Andromeda is a broken ass, piece of shit game, which no one cares about anymore, that was made by a studio which no longer exists. Thus, the news that it won’t be getting single-player DLC shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Go figure. The shit-ass BioWare team that was sort of formed to create Mass Effect: Andromeda has been scaled down, with the franchise put on hiatus. My suggest for BioWare and Electronic Arts? Give the franchise to a fucking A+ squad and reap the benefits. You dildos.
The whole thrust of the new Mass Effect is to find a new home for humanity. Well, BioWare has dropped a trailer exploring the potential resting sites for us denizens of the Blue Marble.
Fuck. Mass Effect: Andromeda is coming. Fuck! Fuck yes.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Mass Effect: Andromeda has an actual release date. March 21, 2017. Oh, and March 23rd in Europe. Holy shit. Holy shit.