James Cameron was on Ecstasy and listening to Sting when he came up with ‘Terminator 2’ plot and this is amazing
For my money, Terminator 2 is one of the best action movies of all time. Maybe the best.. That shit is settled. Love it! Will always love it. But apparently I can love it more. You see, James Cameron revealed he was fucking high on ecstasy and listening to Sting when he came up with the plot. Like, fucking yes.
There’s going to be an Avatar game. This idea is so fucking stupid that I can only imagine it’ll end up working out spectacularly. That’s how it goes, right?
The Terminator is apparently coming back, again. Don’t know how many stalled returns for the Terminator we can all get excited for, but who the fuck knows. If it’s a good movie, will I be excited? Sure. Does James Cameron returning, in tandem with Tim Miller give it a good chance at being good? Sure.
James Cameron! Yeah, Avatar fucking sucked. But you gave me Aliens and Terminator 2. So, with that in mind I’m inclined towards being excited about science-fiction documentary springing up out of your mind-ass.
James Cameron is looking around this week and seeing a movie beginning to legitimately challenge his shitty Runs With Blue Wolves flick for box office records. And, dammit, while I ain’t psychic, I have to imagine that’s why he’s injecting some Avatar news into the Pop Psyche.
Avatar sucks, in my overly-caffeinated, poorly-constructed opinion. But like, a lot of people liked it. Or did like it. Or maybe saw it. So these people may be disappointed to know the trifecta of shit-sequels won’t start dropping until 2017.
What’s worse than one Avatar sequel? Why, three! James Cameron has hired a legion of writers to help pumping out scripts for the three movies. Nothing says inspiration like churning out a factory of mediocre scripts from a variety of people! Jimmy Cameron must really be feeling this Pandora adventure. Or three!
Here is hoping that the Mayans are right! Or rather, the panicked white people glomming onto misinterpretations of Mayan calendars. For if they are not, Jimmy Cameron is going to slather digital celluloid with two movies of utter fecal matter.
Man, Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 were garbage. Garbage! Jimmy Cameron doesn’t care though, and he is already running his mouth about the fourth title. Shit. Pause that record. Jimmy hasn’t even broken ground on the second flick, and he is already talking about Avatar 4: Back in the Days? Let us never say he lacked hubris.
The hardest part about so much time passing between these Avatar movies is finding people still willing to dress up blue and fuck me with their tails. It was the hot shit at first. People were doing it in droves. Now that time has passed? Shit me. Whole scene has dried up like a successfully strip mined Pandora. Get it? That was the name of the dumb world, right?