‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: Teasing the Battle to End All Battles!

Pretty much all of Games of Thrones‘ season 8 promotional cycled has centered on the OMFG BIGGEST BATTLE EVER. Why would the trailer be any different?

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: The Battle Against The Coming Night Starts April 14

We got ourselves a trailer and a release date for the final Thrones season, my friends.

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HBO has announced the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel cast, ensuring Winter will never fucking end

hbo game of thrones prequel cast

If you’re one of those who is mourning the end of Game of Thrones, don’t worry. HBO got you covered. The network has revealed the cast of the prequel series, ensuring Winter will never fucking end.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Official Teaser: Fire and Ice finally clash

As much as I bag on Game of Thrones, I still gotta cop to being excited for its final season.

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HBO has officially ordered ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel pilot. What is profitable may never die!

game of thrones prequel pilot ordered

Shout out to GRRM. Dude is fucking writing prequel Thrones TV pilots instead of finishing the book series. You can almost feel him clenching his ass in fright across the astral plane.

But, on to the news story. Game of Thrones, is at best to me, an okay show with some occasionally riveting shit. However, it’s an enormous success, and HBO has decided to milk it for everything it’s worth. The company has officially ordered a pilot for a prequel series, and yay or whatever.

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‘Game of Thrones’ creators writing and producing new series of ‘Star Wars’ movies

game of thrones creators new star wars film series

Wait, what? The dudes behind Game of Thrones are going to be writing and producing a completely new series of Star Wars films. I can dig this, dig this so hard.

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Tom Hanks starring in sci-fi movie ‘Bios’ by a ‘Game of Thrones’ director. Remember Tom Hanks?

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Man, I haven’t given a fuck about Tom Hank in a hot, quiet minute. But, I suppose the dude still exists. Not only that, but said-forgotten-and-now-remembered actor is starring in a movie helmed by one of the more prominent Game of Thrones directors.

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‘Game of Thrones’ final season’s budget is $15 million per episode. That’s a lot of blue dragon flames, dude

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Game of Thrones‘ final season budget is fucking staggering, dude. HBO is going to be barfing up $15 million per episode to send their flagship series off.

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Monday Morning Commute: We Can Be Trash Together

we can be trash together

Come one, come all, to Monday Morning Commute. Yeah. Yeah! Fucking Yeah!, I’m late. Again. But, like, hey man. I don’t know, I got nothing. General tardiness. Spent yesterday trying to cobble together peer mentors for my Fall semester classes, while admittedly spending most of it playing Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, and watching Monday Night Raw. I’m Trash It’s okay. I’m Trash! It’s okay. I’m Trash!. It’s okay.

Come with me, friends. We can be Trash together.

Even though I’m tardy, even though I’m on vacation before the Fall Semester Gauntlet begins, I got a good amount of shit I’m up to this week. I got a good amount of shit I’m enjoying this week. I got a good amount of fucking shit I’m looking forward to this week.

I shall elaborate on all three of those categories after the beep, the robot vomits into the digi-textual microphone to check for efficacy, and the buzzer sounds.

Then I hope you shall elaborate on your own happenings in the comments section.

This is Monday Morning Commute.


*bzzt, vomit, vomit, one-two-one-two, bzzt*

*buzzer sounds*

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Bethesda may be making ‘Game of Thrones’ game, according to Target leak

bethesda game of thrones game

Well then. Apparently, if a fuck-up at some assuredly demolished and buried Target is to be trusted, Bethesda is making a Game of Thrones game. I’m sure I’ll play it, if it exists, and jack off to it like the sloven I am, if it exists, but still. I would much prefer Bethesda gets releasing with their rumored science-fiction title that’s allegedly in the vein of Skyrim and Fallout.

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