Lizzy Caplan is joining the Gambit movie? For real? Man, I used to really dig her back in the day. Full-on crush during Party Down‘s run. Then, she sort if disappeared from my radar. But if she’s starring in the movie, I’m even more excited about this movie. Which, I guess I should specify isn’t saying much, because I keep forgetting it even exists. Whatfuckingever, dude.

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Gambit. Sucks. Channing Tatum. Objectively rules. Pirates of the Caribbean. Dumb. Their confluence. Disconcerting. I’m going to go ahead and stop being interested in this movie now, until given reason. Cool?

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Doug Liman is the latest character to get involved in the Gambit Movie Saga. A saga that is beginning to give the Ant-Man Movie Saga a run for its money in terms of twists, turns, and talent drop-outs. The director will be helming the Mutie Movie starring Channing Tatum, should everything hold-up in the final negotiations.

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Channing Tatum is Gambit. He is not-not Gambit. Despite reports earlier this week.

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Wait — what? Like, I didn’t even find myself excited for Channing Tatum as Gambit (despite enjoying him as an actor). And now news hits that he is leaving, and I’m…sad? What’s going on in this world. With this film. Which had already debuted Tatum at ComicCon. With my heart. Which had set itself (or so I thought) on “Tatum ain’t my Gambit” rather definitively.

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Weird coupling, but I can dig it. Rupert Wyatt is the director of the surprisingly good Rise of the Planet Apes. And now he’s directing Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie. Weird couplings all around, when it comes to this movie. But I ain’t opposed.

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Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie is set for Fall 2016. OH MON DIEU. OH MON CHERI. BLAH BLAH.

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Channing Tatum is Gambit. Yeah, sooo. I don’t really know what to feel. I like Channing Tatum. I generally hate Gambit. The casting of one as the other confuses me. But whatever. #YOLO #MonAmi #WritingInDialectSucks

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Yeah so these two posts came up today. But I didn’t get to them! And lord fucking knows they ain’t getting their own individual posts. They’re getting post-based bunk beds! They can talk to one another. Awkwardly masturbate for the first time while splitting a room. Tell each other their hopes and dreams as they slip off into slumber. I don’t even know what the fuck I’m saying. Anyways.

The X-Men and Spider-Man companies announced a shit load of spin-off movies.

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