#December2016

Watch: Darth Vader’s Big ‘Rogue One’ Scene Remade In LEGO

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I’m pretty whatever about Rogue One. But man, of course *that* Darth Vader scene made my fanboy geek-prostate explode. Now! Now it’s been remade in LEGO.

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Watch: Five Hours Of Darth Vader Burning Is Your New Yule Log

Holy shit. There’s Christmas spirit, and then there’s five hours of Darth Vader burning on his funeral pyre as your Yule Log spirit.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Details: Vader is Back, Whitaker’s Character from ‘Clone Wars’ animated series

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Rogue One details!

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Art: Darth Vader by Esad Ribic

Rumor: Darth Vader to appear in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’

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I suppose it makes sense to cram the eternally-fucking-marketable Darth Vader into a film that takes place during his reign. Right?

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First Look: ‘Darth Vader’ #1 variants by Alex Ross

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The uh. Two Alex Ross variants for Darth Vader #1. One. Is. Uh. A Boba Fett painting? The other is Vader dealing death.

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‘STAR WARS’ launches INSTAGRAM account with DARTH VADER SELFIE. Blargh.

Darth Vader.

Did you need anymore proof that Darth Vader has been beaten into the ground? Stripped of his fear-inducing presence by constant whoring out to various promotions? Well, if you did — here it is. Star Wars has gotten itself an Instagram account, and the first official picture is that of Vader taking a selfie.

Hit the jump to bask in the suck.

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DARTH VADER energy drink in Japan. Man, they got it all.

Fuckkk! I can’t think of a drink I’d rather burn my brain out on more than a fucking Darth Vader energy drink. Burn out my synapses with the power of the Dark Side!

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DARTH VADER Robs Bank, Peels Out On BMX Bike. Sith Are Whacky.

Listen. The inflation hitting Imperial credits affects all of us. Even the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. It’s gotten so bad that the man had to rob a bank before fleeing on his BMX.

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STAR WARS is 35 Years Old. Today.

May 25, 1977.  I suspect few of us were even born yet.  Even if, like me, your first exposure was the Special Editions in ’97, or an overused VHS copy from the ’80s, it was likely a definitive and defining element of most of our childhoods.

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