David Prowse has sloughed the mortal coil, as 2020 continues to swing its scythe. The legend behind Darth Vader has died at the age of 85. Most bogus.
I’m pretty whatever about Rogue One. But man, of course *that* Darth Vader scene made my fanboy geek-prostate explode. Now! Now it’s been remade in LEGO.
Holy shit. There’s Christmas spirit, and then there’s five hours of Darth Vader burning on his funeral pyre as your Yule Log spirit.
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Details: Vader is Back, Whitaker’s Character from ‘Clone Wars’ animated series
Rogue One details!
I suppose it makes sense to cram the eternally-fucking-marketable Darth Vader into a film that takes place during his reign. Right?
The uh. Two Alex Ross variants for Darth Vader #1. One. Is. Uh. A Boba Fett painting? The other is Vader dealing death.
Did you need anymore proof that Darth Vader has been beaten into the ground? Stripped of his fear-inducing presence by constant whoring out to various promotions? Well, if you did — here it is. Star Wars has gotten itself an Instagram account, and the first official picture is that of Vader taking a selfie.
Hit the jump to bask in the suck.
Fuckkk! I can’t think of a drink I’d rather burn my brain out on more than a fucking Darth Vader energy drink. Burn out my synapses with the power of the Dark Side!
Listen. The inflation hitting Imperial credits affects all of us. Even the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. It’s gotten so bad that the man had to rob a bank before fleeing on his BMX.