#May2021

China’s Rover has sent back its first images of Mars. It’s a fucking party there now!

China’s got its own Rover on Mars and it’s sending back its own goddamn images of the planet. Between this and the obvious existence of UFOS it’s a fucking intergalactic party these days.

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China’s Mars Probe takes Rad Ass Photos of Crescent Mars. Fuck yeah, space photos!

china's tianwen-1 crescent mars probe photos

Hey, fellow pleb! Check out these fucking awesome photos of a crescent Mars from China’s Mars probe. Join me, in my fantasizing about ascending to the Red Planet while drinking in the views.

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China’s rover has discovered “unusual” rock shard on the Moon. Aliens, we see you!

china unusual shard the moon.jpeg

Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!

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China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars. Hell yeah, fellas!

chinas tianwen-1 successfully entered mars orbit

China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars, motherfuckers! As I always say: I know China is problematic as fuck. But if we’re only rooting for space missions tethered to non-problematic countries or companies, we’re never going to be rooting. So fuck yes. I’m stoked.

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China is sending a solar probe in 2022 to study the Sun. Crack Sol’s secrets, fellas!

china solar probe

China’s got itself a solar mission, motherfuckers! They’re sending a solar probe next year in order to study the Sun. Specifically, dudes are interested in such things like solar storms and shit. Hell yeah!

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China’s Moon Probe has begun its return trip to Earth. With rocks! Safe passage, little buddy.

china moon probe returns to earth

China’s Chang’e-5 probe has begun its return to Earth! This is a dope development. However, even more dope is the motherfucker is bringing with it some rocks from La Luna! Here’s hoping duder returns intact.

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Chinese Lander sends back colored photos of the Moon. This is the content I’m here for!

Yup! Ain’t posted since Sunday, life been busy as fuck. That said, why not return with some gloriously astronomical content?  China’s lunar lander Chang’e-5 has sent back colored photos from the fucking moon!

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China says it will have a Moon base in ten fucking years. Game on, other nations!

china moon base ten years

China ain’t fucking around with the Moon, friends. They’re angling to get their asses established up there as soon as possible. What does this mean? Hopefully, it’ll light a fire under everyone else.

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China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!

china mars probe

China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.

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China has grown the FIRST PLANTS on the MOON, yo!

the moon china plants

China out here doing dope shit on the moon, folks. Not only were they first to land on the far side of the moon, but now they’re straight-up growing plants there.

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