‘Avengers: Endgame’ Trailer: WE IN THE ENDGAME NOW, BABY!

I can only hope that the boner I got from watching this trailer isn’t terminal. I must see the Endgame through.

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Rumor: ‘Avengers 4’ is dropping this Friday at 9 a.m. ET, but we’ve been here before, huh?

avengers 4 trailer friday

Yeah, I’m tired of talking about this too.

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Rumor: The ‘Avengers 4’ trailer is dropping tomorrow. Don’t play with my fucking heart, Internet!

avengers 4 trailer tomorrow

I’m getting excited about this fucking rumor, and I find that deeply upsetting. What the fuck am I gonna do, when it turns out to be false?

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Rumor: Marvel taking “very different” approach with ‘Avengers 4’ marketing. Dudes, don’t fucking show anything

rumor marvel avengers 4 marketing

Apparently, Marvel is going to take a “very different” approach with their Avengers 4 marketing. My suggestion? Don’t fucking show anything. Everyone is already all-in. Keep us in the dark. It would be fucking wild. And, I think they may be doing something to that extent. Maybe not that extreme, but I got a feeling.

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‘Avengers 4’ trailer dropping before end of the year, so why the fuck not right now?

avengers 4 trailer end of year

I know this isn’t really news. But, Avengers 4 speculation is one of the few pop culture things that gets my juices going full-throttle. So, I’m just going to post this! And you’re going to gorge yourself on it!

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Maybe: This is the ‘Avengers 4’ trailer description. If so, sounds fucking wild

avengers 4 trailer description

A lot of people think that this is a legitimate description of the Avengers 4 trailer. Admittedly, a lot of people think the Earth is flat and that Venom was good. So I’ll understand if you don’t think that means anything. However, I’m fucking starving for Avengers 4 news. Starving! Thus, I’m ready to read anything.

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Rumor: ‘Avengers 4’ picks up five years after ‘Infinity War’ which is a long time to be sad

rumor avengers 4 five years after infinity war

I really hope this fucking rumor is true. I mean, what’s more agonizing than Thanos’ snap eradicating half the universe? Having to live with the consequences for a half-a-fucking decade.

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Chris Evans pretty much announces he’s done playing Captain America after wrapping ‘Avengers 4’, and I weep so fucking hard

chris evans avengers 4 cap

I don’t want Cap to go, man. But, if Chris Evans’ Tweet after finishing Avengers 4 reshoots is any indication, he is indeed.

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Leaked ‘Avengers 4’ promo art features the team assembling and Thanos with a gnarly weapon

avengers 4 promo art

Want some (potential) Avengers 4 promo art? Hit the fucking jump, comrades!

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‘Avengers 4’ title should scare Marvel fans, says Russo Brothers. We get it, Thanos wins

avengers 4 title scare fans

At this point for me, it’s not a question of if the Avengers can stop Thanos in Infinity War. It’s a question of how many goddamn heroes die trying to stop him, and how they’re going to unfuck his damage in Avengers 4. A movie, which I’m sort of assuming is going to be titled Avengers: Reign of Thanos or some shit.

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