‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ Trailer: A most excellent journey to the future, dudes!
I want to like the trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music more than I do, my friends. Who knows, maybe the movie will be most excellent. But, I fear there’s no rebottling the lightning of the first two. What do you friends think?
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is going to have fucking rad action thanks to ‘Extraction’ director Sam Hargrave
Ain’t this a hardline to make me completely fucking torqued. The Mandalorian S2‘s action is going to be particularly glorious, as the show brought in Extraction director Sam Hargrave to help out with it. And if you’ve seen that flick, you know that dude can build a fucking action sequence.
Monday Morning Commute: Mandala
Friends, we’re in the seasonal Gilded Age right now in the Northeast. The days are getting longer, the dusk is getting sexier, and the days are warm but not oppressive. It’s a wonderful development, given that really the outdoors are the only refuge from the pandemic. However, even if I could buy candles, shop for clothes, and load up on supplements, it would still be the outdoors I prefer. Especially given the weather these days.
Carpe the longer days and tank top weather, baby! But, that ain’t all I’m up to this week. And thus, therefore, verily, forsooth, something something, I’m going to share my happenings with you! Then, I hope you’ll join me in the comments section.
Sony’s PlayStation 5 reveal now scheduled for June 11! Hell fucking yes.
Sony has officially rescheduled their delayed PlayStation 5 reveal, friends! It’s coming this Thursday, June 11. I’m absolutely fucking stoked.
Weekend Open Bar: Ride The Dusk!
Hey-o, hey-o, hey! Yeah, can you tell I got nothing, friends? Nothing much crackling right now, this Friday afternoon. However, the weekend? I’m not really sure! As I mentioned earlier this week, my anniversary is on Saturday. But, Sam has a busy weekend of yoga training, and I’ve got an inclination to celebrate it during more placid times. So, where does that leave me? Probably gaming, reading, and stroking!
In other words, business as usual. Which is okay. Which is okay! I mean, right? It’s gotta be okay, because it’s gotta be this way.
‘Midsommar’ director Ari Aster’s next movie is a “nightmare comedy” that’s four-hours long. Sign me the fuck up, anyways!
Midsommar director Ari Aster’s next flick is a “nightmare comedy” running four-hours long. I’ve been on record multiple, multiple times saying that no movie should be more than ninety minutes. So, you can go ahead and call me a fraud here. My deflection? This is one of those times where the exception proves the rule. Suck it.
Longest known comet tail stretched for over a billion kilometers! A fucking billion!
Man, space is fucking huge. Incomprehensibly so. The latest example? This comet tail, which stretched for over a billion kilometers. Insane.
Mars may have once had rings, according to new research. The Red Planet fucking rocks, dudes
Oh fucking hell! Mars has a goddamn monopoly on awesomeness in our solar system (though, granted, Jupiter is amazing, so is Saturn, okay, they’re all rad). Apparently, the son of a bitch may have once had rings.
Sega has revealed the Game Gear Micro, an insanely small-ass retro handheld!
Sega! The fuck you up to, dudes? The Game Gear Micro? A handheld that’s screen is only 1.15-inches? Uh, okay!
Lost, never-released ‘Days of Thunder’ NES game reconstructed from 40 different floppy discs. Oh fuck yeah!
How is this for rad-as-fuck nostalgia porn? Video game conservationists have reconstructed a never-released Days of Thunder NES game. From over 40 floppy discs. My word, this fucking rocks.











