Comixology offering DRM-free back-ups. Of some comics.
Holy fucking shit! Would you believe that Comixology is offering the ability for their users to actually own their comics? Yup! It’s true. Can’t fucking believe it! Of course, this DRM-free Wonderland isn’t available for all comics. Not yet. Let’s not go crazy.
Wut? Sam Raimi writing ‘Evil Dead’ TV series. Starring Bruce Campbell.
Sam Raimi is writing an Evil Dead TV series? Starring Bruce Campbell? This motherfucker isn’t just out of right field. It crash landed into right field from Alpha Centauri.
‘Winter Soldier’ directors (and other Marvel peeps) helming ‘Agent Carter’ episodes
If you know me — you know I’m straight-up goddamn obsessed with Winter Soldier. So telling me that the directors behind Probably My Favorite Marvel Movie are going to helm some Agent Carter episodes results in me hyperventilating. But those talented fuckers aren’t the only Marvel directors tackling the wonderful Peggy Carter. Nuh-uh.
Joaquin Phoenix in talks for ‘Doctor Strange’
Remember back in the day during SDCC when it sounded like Joaquin Phoenix was in talks to play Bruce Banner in Avengers? Let me remind you. Okay, now that you’re caught up, it’s SDCC four years later, and apparently The Phoenix may be playing Doctor Strange.
2K is teasing something ‘BioShock.’ My money is on a remaster
Earlier this summer, the Head Czar of Take-Two stated that there was a future for both the BioShock and Red Dead franchises. So it shouldn’t be that surprising that we are hearing that 2K is teasing something related to the former franchise. However, what is a bit unexpected is how close the tease is to the aforementioned statements. What exactly is 2K teasing? Who knows. But if I had to bet – given that they just confirmed the series is alive – it’s a “hey don’t forget about us while we work on a new installment” remaster of the original game(s).
Glory Be: Jessica Biel guest starring on ‘New Girl’
I’m still a little butt hurt about how the third season of New Girl played out. But I ain’t throwing the flag in yet. Not by a fucking mile! And as a reward for my show of solidarity, the universe has gifted me Jessica Biel guest starring on the show.
All The Frowns: DC has dropped new official image of Ben Affleck as Batman
Here’s a new look at Batfleck, folks. For what it’s worth. And we are at a crossroads, too. Or rather, I am. And really, I don’t fucking matter, so who even gives a shit where I am? Anyways. I’ll indulge myself.
Philip K. Dick’s ‘Man in the High Castle’ coming to Amazon TV
Is it called Amazon TV? Amazon Streaming Content? Original Content? Who fucking cares! Who fucking knows! What is reality, anyways? That’s what Dick wants us to ask. In general, and in his glorious Man in the High Castle. Which Amazon is adapting.
Batfleck’s Cowl for ‘Batman v Superman’ revealed at SDCC
This is mad late to post. I know you’ve already seen it. Whatever, I’m a busy guy. So here it is anyways. Batfleck’s cowl. Let’s justify this bullshit posting. What do you think? Do you like it? Why? Why not? #DumbTeacherPrompts
‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard
Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.













