‘Winter Soldier’ directors the Russo Brothers helming ‘Community’ season premiere

Community!

You can, uh, take the Community directors out of the community, but you can’t take the community out of them? What the…what the fuck am I trying to say? Uh. In brief. The Russo Brothers, hot off Winter Soldier, are returning to their roots to direct the season premiere of Community. Which is gnarly.

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‘Jump Street’ directors are rebooting ‘The Greatest American Hero’

The Greatest American Hero.

Most of the articles covering this story are going with “LEGO Movie directors” in their headline. But I ain’t! I’m talking about the fucking Jump Street directors. Which, uh, are the same people. Chris Miller and Phil Lord. The two talented fuckers are once again teaming up, and this time they’re tackling The Greatest American Hero.

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‘Saints Row 4’ getting standalone expansion, ‘Gat Out Of Hell.’ Plus XB1+PS4 port

Saints Row IV.

Saints Row 4: Re-Elected is coming to XB1 and PS4. And like seemingly everything else for the new generation of consoles, it’s a fucking port of an existing game. Uh, in this case, Saints Row 4. If you’re like me and you’ve already played the living shit out of SR4, there is some other news that may excite you more. The aforementioned game is getting a standalone expansion called Gat Out of Hell.

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The Future! – Doctors have implanted a 3D-printed vertebra for first time

Three-Dee Vertebra

Man, I’m falling behind on the times. First, I didn’t know that water clouds were really fucking rare in the solar system, and now it appears that motherfuckers are straight-up changing out bones with 3D-printed replacements these days. And I had no idea! But, I’m totally hip to the vertebra scene, man. For instance. I totally know that it was just recently that a 3D-printed vertebra was implanted in a human for the first time.

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Joaquin Phoenix totally close to being named ‘Doctor Strange’

Joaquin Phoenix

It appears that Joaquin Phoenix is going to continue keeping it strange. Doctor Strange!, that is! (I HATE MYSELF AND MY WRITING.) Some time ago this summer (depending when/where you exist within the space-time continuum) it was announced that Phoenix was going to be nabbing the role of Marvel’s Mystic. Then! Silence. Murmurs. Now! Confirmation.

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Warner Bros. is like “NO JOKES” in new DC comic book movies

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If you believe the Echo Chamber, Warner Bros. has mandated that new DC comic book movies have no jokes. No jokes! This rumor-factoid-whatever has been going around the next for the past couple of days. At first it seemed too ludicrous to warrant reporting on, but the fucking thing has persisted. So yeah. Here we are.

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Science-Wizards find water clouds outside the solar system for first time

Behold!

Chalk this up as one of the many, many things I did not know about in this Universe. Apparently water clouds are rare as fuck on planets.  Even within our solar system. But Astronomer-Shaman have found some outside the solar system. For the first time!

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Weekend Open Bar: Shock and Aww

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Hello, friends. Welcome to Weekend Open Bar. The column at the end of the Space-Week where we gather to celebrate us making it through another grind. Or if you’ve been on vacation like me all week, it is the column to just sort of sit around and shoot the shit with friends. I’ll confess, the Halls of the Space-Ship have been lonely as of late. So I don’t know what to expect.

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Marvel is reprinting Dark Horse’s ‘Star Wars’ comics beginning April 2015

Empire Vol. 1.

Bummed out about Disney ripping the Star Wars comics license out of the hands of Dark Horse? Well. Yeah, I don’t see how this news will make it any better. Not only has Marvel (perhaps understandably) been given the Star Wars license, but they will also be reprinting the older Dark Horse comics. Starting next April! Which I suppose also makes sense? Man, I wish I *got* things.

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‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Trailer: 4-Player Co-op Mode GET!

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Somehow I keep forgetting that there is a new Dragon Age game dropping this November.  It’s probably because my brain is soaked in anti-psychotics and aspartame. Anyways said Dragon Age game is getting a 4-player co-op mode, and BioWare has dropped a trailer focusing on it.

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