‘Secret Wars’ #1 is Marvel’s best-selling single-day digital comic ever. In any universe.
Months of hype have prevailed! You, me, and a bunch of other dickhead slime lord wonderful humans went and bought Secret Wars #1 on Wednesday. On our digital tablet companions. Making it the best selling single-day digital comic for Marvel, ever. And I enjoyed it! I had pretty much no idea what was going on, but it has roped me in enough to enjoy the ride. Hickman Philosophy (AW, YIS) and the gorgeous artwork doing their jobs.
‘The Hateful Eight’ images are snow-covered Tarantinoness
I don’t even know what that fucking title means. And truthfully, I don’t care. I’m just excited to be getting a better glimpse into The Hateful Eight.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 Character Posters! And details!
We get the world we deserve! Man. Reminds me so much of Jonathan Hickman’s general comic philoso-aesthetic that I have to fight the urge to crack open East of West.
Weekend Open Bar: Oh dear what the f**k have we here?
Oh dip! I’m seriously fucking busy today! But I’ve strapped a rocket to my well-oiled taint (to prevent burn), said my prayers to the Gods, Old and New, and I’m flying past the Space-Ship to ignite the Weekend Open Bar! The weekly two-day siesta-spanning column at the End of Good Taste and the Internet! Come in here, hammered! Come in here, bored! Come in here, well-feed and looking for conversation. The name of the game is sharing your weekend delights with likeminded, depraved individuals (hi!). Share plans, thoughts, meals, movies, games, gabbing. Anything goes!
Alex Garland’s (‘Ex Machina’) next movie is ‘Annihilation’, starring Natalie Portman
Fuck yeah! Alex Garland’s Ex Machina is my fave of the year so far. Admittedly, I have seen very little. But even still. So seeing the guy get more work is a fucking boon, especially as we are more and more adrift in a monoculture homogenous stew that’s beginning to depress even this thick foreheaded fanboy numbskull.
New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ being revealed May 12
I guess the new Assassin’s Creed will be revealed next week. Which means, of course, that all of the details will be leaking shortly.
‘Broad City’ creators making a movie with Paul Feig
Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are making a movie. The gnarly fucking Broad City duo writing a movie would be dope unto itself. But throw in Paul Feig and we have ourselves a fucking party.
‘Captain America: Civil War’ begins production, features Paul Rudd and EVERYONE EVER
Well, I knew I wasn’t getting my delightful, small-scale follow-up to The Winter Soldier (relatively speaking) where Steve could hunt down Bucky. But, Jesus fucking Christ. Captain America: Civil War is another Avengers movie in…well, no clothing. It ain’t even hiding it anymore. I am unamused.
Nintendo is coming to Universal Theme Parks
Well, Universal was already my favorite theme park, courtesy of its Marvel alliance. And now it is like, totally, indubitably, my number one stunner.













