‘Aquaman’ Casts Patrick Wilson As Ocean Master
I love Patrick Wilson as much as I am fucking clueless about Aquman lore. Which is to say — I fucking *love* him. So I’m excited for his casting in Aquaman, despite not knowing *who* the fuck he is playing.
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Dishonored 2: I want to play a game with real consequences.
I’m currently coming down after finishing probably my two favorites things of 2016. The series Westworld and the game Dishonored 2. That sad feeling that you know the end is near. Like a good book you can’t put down but suddenly find yourself turning the pages more slowly because you know you’re almost out. Almost out of that new experience juice. That something that is intangible until its gone and you realize you won’t get it back. That first run.
I actually slowed my play of Dishonored because I really wanted to savor the end result. I played the whole game killing as few people as possible. In a lot of cases this meant a lot of reloads, as not only is easy to accidentally kill someone but the difficulty if much higher in approaching the various scenarios the game gives you. It’s easy to toss a grenade into a room and watch the fun from 3 stories up. It’s much harder to get up close and personal to each enemies and take them out one by one. I really wanted to not only play non-lethally but also be a total ghost to the NPC. (the last part didn’t work out so well) I did however complete the game with the ‘best’ ending, as in the most positive outlook for the kingdom and our characters.
Sonic The Hedgehog Is Getting Sexy Coffee Table Art Book
Yeah, I called something regarding Sonic The Hedgehog sexy! You, you don’t? I’ve called a lot of things about Sonic The Hedgehog sexy, in fact! The latest? This sexy art book!
‘The Dark Tower’ Image: Gunslinger And Man In Black Do The Stare Down Thing
Here’s a new image from The Dark Tower adaptation dropping next year. It’s got itself a stare down between the Man in Black and the Gunslinger. I, uh, I don’t have anything else to bring to this post, since I’ve never read the fucking series. But! Enjoy!
‘The Fate Of The Furious’ Trailer: We Got A Tank. And Betrayal!
First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
‘Wipeout’ Remasters Coming To PlayStation 4 In The ‘Omega Collection’
Wipeout is getting itself a remastered anthology on the PlayStation 4, titled the Omega Collection. Listen, anyone affixing “omega” to anything is fucking clutch in my book. So I give this development my approval. It also doesn’t hurt that the fucking Wipeout games were fantastic, and it’s a goddamn shame we haven’t gotten a new one since 2012.
Sony Sets Release Date For ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Sequel
Sony has set the release date for the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming. This is the world we live in, folks. Have for a while. I don’t really have a problem with it. The movie is going to make a zillion dollars, why wouldn’t it get a sequel?
‘Justice League 2’ Filming Delayed So ‘Batman’ Solo Movie Can Film
Hey, the DCU Czars seem to be wising up. At least, at least a little bit? They’ve delayed the filming of Justice League 2 so *the* DCU movie we all want can film. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, breh. That Batman is filming sooner.
‘Sherlock’ Season 4 Trailer: The Roads We Walk Have Demons Beneath
Here’s another Sherlock Season 4 trailer to whet your appetite for the return of the Smartest Guy In The Room and his Hobbit sidekick. Enough time has passed since the third season let me down for me to get actively excited for this show’s return. So okay fuck, let’s embrace or chase or be driven by those demons! #PanteraReference
