Next ‘Terminator’ Movie Cancelled, Arnold Schwarzenegger Done With Franchise
Wait for it. The next Terminator movie has been…Wait. Wait. Wait. Terminated! Fuck, fuck I hate myself. And, should the franchise ever come back, it will be without Schwarzenegger.
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‘Fargo’ Season 3 TV Spot: Meet The New Folks!
Fargo‘s third installment marches ever closer, and as it does my excitement swells ever larger. Here’s a new promo for the (best) show (on TV), which focuses on its new cast of characters.
‘Space Race’ Is ’10 Cloverfield Lane’ Director Dan Trachtenberg’s Next Movie
Director Dan Trachtenberg has his next movie lined up, and it’s a big budget mofuckah’ titled Space Race. Little is known about the flick, but I’m down for anything the director is working on.
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Is Releasing A Week Early
Oh yeah! This year we are getting a second Kingsman movie. And! We are getting it a week earlier.
Monday Morning Commute: The Easy Winter
“Let’s keep things in perspective – it was an easy winter.”
He thought of the foals they’d lost. Breathing labored and desperate. Eyelids too gummed up to open. Hot blood draining into cold snow.
He thought of the job they’d botched. Hyperdrive malfunctioning in subzero. Automatons screaming in death throes. Too few minerals for too many men to two-time `em all.
He thought of what this life’d cost. The honor. The glory. The woman.
“Easy winter? Hombre, there ain’t no such thing.”
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Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! This is the spot for sharin’ our survival tactics, the showcasin’ of wares we’ll be relyin’ upon to survive the workweek. `Cause it’s lookin’ bad out there, folks, so if we’re goin’ to keep the gaspipes from our lips, well, then we’re goin’ to need something to keep us gaspin’ for oxygen!
I’ll start this rock’n’roll dance-off!
[Review] Horizon Zero Dawn: A Mass Effect
I told myself I’d write this review after getting 10 hours of gameplay under my belt. Then 15. Then 25. Then I told myself I’d write this review after I beat the game. Well, here we are. Two days out from what was supposed to be the biggest release of the year, Mass Effect: Andromeda. Yet, I find the sound of HZD to be deafening. This game was a phenom. It was out of the blue. It was a comet that was caught in our gravity and slammed into our collective conscious from the great beyond.
Rumor: New ‘Matrix’ Movie Is Morpheus Prequel Starring Michael B. Jordan
A Matrix reboot? Lame as fuck, to me. A Matrix prequel starring Michael B. Jordan as Morpheus? Dope as fuck, to me. Who knows if this is more than a rumor, though.
Nintendo Doubles Switch Production, While Surprised By Its Sales
Even Nintendo is shocked at how quickly their ZeldaTablet is selling. The company has announced that it is doubling its production plans for the console, which is impressive for a company that is constantly creating artificial scarcity.
‘Green Lantern Corps’ May Be Directed By David S. Goyer. Oh, God, Warner Bros.
David S. Goyer is not good. But he continues to get chances working with the DC movie universe. Probably because, despite not being good, the DCU movies continue to make fuck tons of money.
Henry Cavill Joins ‘Mission: Impossible 6’
You wouldn’t know it from the dour, lame-as-dark-as-fuck Superman movies, but Henry Cavill is pretty goddamn charming. If you need proof, look no further than The Man From UNCLE. So while I’m a seemingly limitless DCU hater, I’m pretty excited that Cavill is joining M:I6.
