Watch: ‘Rogue One’ Gets Retro VHS Commercial
Rogue One was, by and large to me, a mediocre turd (oh, turds come in *all* sorts of qualities, obviously) masquerading as a worthy installment in the Star Wars franchise. However, this fan-made VHS commercial for it is fantastic.
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‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Teaser Trailer: Full Spider-Thing Dropping Tomorrow!
Is your gut full of acidic, barbaric superhero trailer? Tough tits, soft sac. Tomorrow we’re getting a new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! How do we know? A six-second teaser trailer has been dropped on Twitter.
Monday Morning Commute: Grace & the Face of Annihilation
Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
What’s the deal with the MMC, you ask? Well, this is the weekly feature that sees me vomitin’ a bit of short prose at you, and then apologizin’ by way of showin’ off the worthwhile entertainment I’ll be checkin’ out throughout the week.
Then, if you’re not totally repulsed, you hit up the comments section and tell us about the movies, TV programs, video juegos, rap songs, snacks, and other delectables you’ll be chompin’ on so as to make the workweek a bit more bearable.
Yes, you’re right — it is sorta like show-and-tell for Internet Maniacs. Let’s boogie, y’bastards!
Chris Evans Open To Playing Captain America After ‘Avengers: Infinity War’
Will Chris Evans play Captain America after Avengers: Infinity War and its sequel? Well, his contract is up. Well, who knows if his character will live through the movies. Well, despite those two factors, the actor said he’s open to it.
‘Justice League’ Trailer: Exactly What You’d Expect From Zack Snyder
For better or worse, this trailer is exactly what you’d expect from Zack Snyder at this point. For me? The trailer is a collection of overly glossy, desaturated, heartless action, ill-executed jokes, and both literal and figurative garbage fires. The movie seems no better and no worse than any of his other DC movies, and how you interpret that statement is up to you.
(This is me just trying to be p. chill on a Saturday, I’m sure I’ll find my usual level of emotionally-unbalanced spleen about this later.)
Robert Rodriguez Frontrunner To Direct ‘Escape From New York’
There is no need for an Escape From New York remake or prequel and I find both ideas an affront against God and Man alike. But, if we’re going to have to fucking do it, Robert Rodriguez works.
Weekend Open Bar: Live From The Post-Apocalyparadise!
I initially had a really dour headline and gif to kick off this weekend’s Open Bar. The title was “It’s Better If You Don’t”, which really was a phrase which didn’t mean anything to me. The gif was of an insomnia-riddled Jack from Fight Club blinking at the endless stuffing of the info-tube into his mind-gullet.
My wife’s been away for like fifteen days. My job is stressful and tenuous. The skies are gray and bleeding moisture. Just not feeling It today, you know?
But, hey, man. What the fuck, right? Why wallow?
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Poster: A Spider, His Tunes, And Avengers Tower
New Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. I…I keep forgetting this movie exists. Dig the poster, though.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures Two Galaxies Twisting Each Other Into Unusual Shapes
No big deal. Just two galaxies captured by Hubble. No big deal, just two galaxies captured by Hubble twisting each other into unusual and unique shapes. Space is fucking rad.
