Weekend Open Bar: Now serving Cultural Rot-Gut, extra seasoning

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It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.

This hermetic, extroverted-introvert has been stumbling through this week. Somewhat, nay, totally viewing Friday afternoon as a refuge seemingly never arriving. Last weekend’s Weddings Doubleheader just left me goddamn mentally depleted. Look at all the fucking italics! Look at all the emphasis! Delirious! Drunk off emotional expenditure!

It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.

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‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ is the game’s next expansion. Check out the trailer, too

Blizzard has announced the next expansion pack for World of Warcraft. It’s titled Battle for Azeroth, and it’s once again got them Alliance and Horde folks beefing.

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‘Spider-Man’ PGW 2017 Teaser Trailer: Now With More Miles Morales, Hell Yeah

Insomniac dropped a new trailer for their Spider-Man game this week. For sure, it features a lot of fucking dope shit. However, ain’t none of it exciting me as much as the heavy sprinkling of Miles Morales.

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‘Bond 25’ will not feature Christoph Waltz returning as Blofeld. I can’t imagine people caring either way

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Man, Spectre sucked. In fact, it sucked so much that I had completely forgotten that it featured a performance by Christoph Waltz. That, that’s saying something.

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‘Twilight Zone’ being rebooted by Jordan Peele! Sick! For CBS All Access. Fuck!

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Jordan Peele is rebooting Twilight Zone, and the news should have me rubbing my torqued-donger on all sorts of surfaces. But, there’s a deflating wrinkle. The show is coming to fucking CBS All Access.

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Views From The Space-Ship: hang ten, hang eleven, hang twelve

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What’s up, folks?

A simple salutation to the fellow mutations that may come across this Den of Trash. This right here is Desktop Thursdays. This right here is the weekly window into the rotting meat-guts of my existence. What that generally means is a couple pictures of my dog, a random picture of some portion of my house, and then maybe a picture of my better half.

This week, this week adheres to said established format.

So, take in the post. Then share a glimpse in the comments.

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Scientists detect hidden chamber in Great Pyramid of Giza. Like, please don’t piss off the Elder Ones

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Scientists have detected a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Sounds pretty bad ass, but man I got reservations. You see, everything I’ve been taught in life informs me that this is where Elder Ones hang out. Their pad, where they relax in-between eating planets and inciting cosmic horror.

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‘Super Mario Odyssey’ is the fastest-selling Mario game ever in the United States

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Man. Nintendo having a fucking year, dude.

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‘God of War’ Gameplay Trailer: A Boy and His Demigod Dad

I know I’m late getting to this God of War trailer from Paris Games Week. But, I’m fucking glad I got around to it.

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV Spot: Luke Is Reunited With The Ship That Started The Adventure

The Last Jedi is going to make a zillion dollars. No one is going to be convinced either way at this point. So, what does Disney do? Naturally, they drop a TV spot that gives away a rather poignant moment. Which is why I’m not watching it, no way, fuck nah.

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