‘Mindhunter’ is officially renewed for a second season. We can have nice murderous things alert!

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Mindhunter fucking owns. A quiet, disturbing, gorgeously shot meditation on the human psyche, and uh, serial killers, I’ve been obsessed with it since Netflix dropped it. I knew that the company had commissioned a second season way back. However, them motherfuckers have officially gone ahead and renewed it. Like, whatever the fuck the difference the difference is there.

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‘American Gods’ loses Bryan Fuller over budget disputes. This fucking sucks, dudes

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Hey, Starz. What the fuck. If you want a premium fucking cable show, you need to invest a premium cable budget. But nah, you’re not willing, and you lose the brilliant as fuck Bryan Fuller and Michael Green. The brilliant creatives who gave the world the first season of American Gods. Man, I don’t know how to react any other way than with disappointment about this shit.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ may end the “Skywalker Saga” and that’s a damn good thing

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All of the Star Wars movies have been this intertwining collection of derivation for the past, you know, forty years. So if Episode IX is truly going to end the Skywalker Saga (even for a little fucking while), I am stoked. It’s a rewarding, rich-as-fuck universe. Let’s start mining some new veins within.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer: There Was An Idea…

Disney’s back in talks to buy Fox and things are reportedly speeding up. Hail, the Monoculture!

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So like, is Disney going to consummate this latest engorgement, or nah? I’m trying to figure out if I can be excited about Feige and company stepping in and unfucking the X-Men and Fantastic Four movie franchises.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Teaser Trailer: The Full Thing Drops Tomorrow, Wednesday, well then.

Whelp, never fucking mind the news ricocheting around the internet about the Infinity War trailer dropping on Thursday. The motherfucker is arriving even earlier than that, friends. Tomorrow. Tomorrow!

Here’s a teaser trailer for it!

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ trailer totally dropping Thursday, folks

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The long, brutal wait for the (official) Avengers: Infinity War trailer is almost over, folks. The Russo Brothers are currently counting down towards something on their Facebook. And, well, if it ain’t the fucking trailer they’re the cruelest pricks going.

I can’t wait for this shit.

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Monday Morning Commute: It’s Just A Fountain Soda, Who Cares?

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Reentry into reality sucks, today. My bowels are still building seriously slippery turds. My sleep schedule is fucked. My brain is staggering around, attempting to figure out how to imbue in students a sense of urgency and discipline that I myself don’t have. But, what can I do? Knuckle up, hunker down, and bang out the rest of the semester.

What can, oh whatever can get me through this week? The rest of the semester? Why, a multitude of things! Why, a multitude of things, condensed into two.

First, the various distractions, distinctions, and arts and farts I’m about to list below!

After all, that’s the whole point of Monday Morning Commute. To share you’re looking forward to this week.

Second, your happenings this week, in the comments section!

After all, that’s the whole point of Monday Morning Commute. To share you’re looking forward to this week.

Without further ado, adieu, to the preamble.

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First Look: Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke from totally ass ‘Justice League’ post-credits scene

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If you were smart enough to duck the boring, uninspired, stunningly chintzy Justice League, then you missed a post-credits scene or two. One of them featured Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke also looking chintzy, and talking to the interminably insufferable EisenbergLuthor. However, should you want a glimpse, the actor dropped an official first look from the aforementioned scene.

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‘Black Mirror’ Season Four Trailer: Check out a preview of the episode ‘Arkangel’

Apparently, Netflix is celebrating thirteen days of Black Mirror. The company has dropped a trailer for the episode  titled Arkangel to commemorate, uh, one of the days. I ain’t watching it, wanting to keep it all a surprise, but you certainly may!

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