Monday Morning Commute: Nervous about not being nervous
Pop-quiz, dick heads! What does a tranquil, peaceful weekend mean, after a tumultuous spring? Does it mean that I’m feeling good about my mental health? Or, does it mean I’m incredibly skeptical, and wondering when the shoe will drop? If you guessed the former, you are beautiful and give me too much credit. Anyways, yeah! I feel good. It’s nice. It’s fleeting, oh I’m sure, but it’s nice. Thankfully, I have a good amount I’m either enjoying or going to be enjoying this week, and I’m about to drop them on your ass. After all, that’s the very point of this here Monday Morning Commute. Then, I hope you’ll share your own haunts and happenings in the comments section!
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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ drops official image of Halle Berry looking fucking bad ass
The marketing minds behind John Wick: Chapter 3 today dropped an official image of Halle Berry. The actress, who is playing Sofia, is looking bad ass, and flanked by two equally bad ass dogs.
I need this movie.
Weekend Open Bar: A Horizon Worth Chasing
If I’m being honest, I’ve been staring at this fucking blank text box for about a half-an-hour. Intermittently, I’ll hop on tumblr, stare at some asses, and pop back. Waiting, you see, for something to say. But, I don’t have anything! Not today. No friends, no way. I suppose I could prattle on about how I’m happy it’s the Weekend. So fucking happy, too.
So fucking happy, too, despite the fact that it was a short workweek. However, I think this happiness stems from the fact that I genuinely despise my job these days. Not the teaching part. That’s fucking fantastic. Rather, the other miscellany I must put myself through to pay the bills, because the life of an adjunct is tenuous at best. I don’t know! I don’t, seriously. I exist in a weird liminal state these days. I’m between teaching in the Spring, and teaching my summer class. As well, I’m between the Spring semester I just taught, and figuring out what I’m going to do next Spring.
FX has picked up ‘Legion’ for a third season. I should probably catch-up, huh?
Legion has been granted a third season, motherfuckers! Which reminds me, I really need to finish watching the first, and catch-up on the second. I know, I am dirty brown water trash.
Views From The Space-Ship: pleasantries
It’s another Desktop Thursdays! I know it’s a week late! And yet, I’m actually posting it two weeks in a row. That’s gotta count for something, right? None the less, whether you agree, or disagree with my rationalization, I hope you’ll check out some views from my universes. Then, share your own in the comments section!
Rumor: Three ‘Gears of War’ games being announced at E3. When you have *almost* no exclusive franchises, milk the ones you have to death
This is one way for Microsoft to get around the fact that their Triple A exclusive franchises are almost completely non-existent. Milk one of the two remaining ones you have to absolute fucking death.
‘Fornite’ is coming to the Switch, cause Nintendo loves money like everyone else
Fornite is coming to Switch, folks. That is if you believe a recent leak. And why shouldn’t we, right? The game is a veritable printing press for money.
Ubisoft confirms ‘Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey’ after it leaked early. Where the fuck is ‘Watch Dogs 3’ thoooo
Man, I really hope Ubisoft ain’t dropping another AssCreed this year. First off, the series benefited significantly from taking a year off before Origins dropped. To get back on the annual train seems foolish. Who knows, maybe it ain’t dropping this year. Second off, I want Watch Dogs 3, badly. And I can’t imagine AssCreed and Watch Dogs 3 dropping the same autumn. Again, who knows, maybe AssCreed will be revealed to be dropping in 2019.
OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #3 – As Fast As An Eagle Dive Bombing!
Do you know what is the absolute point of reference for deciding if something is *fast*, friends? If it’s as fast as an eagle dive bombing freedom-hating cretins. That’s, uh, the takeaway from this playthrough.
