Maybe: This is the ‘Avengers 4’ trailer description. If so, sounds fucking wild
A lot of people think that this is a legitimate description of the Avengers 4 trailer. Admittedly, a lot of people think the Earth is flat and that Venom was good. So I’ll understand if you don’t think that means anything. However, I’m fucking starving for Avengers 4 news. Starving! Thus, I’m ready to read anything.
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OmegaPlays: The Messenger Part 1 – Bags Hit Puberty At The Age Of 4
Aw yeah, motherfuckers! This week we started The Messenger. And, it fucking rules! You know what else also rules? Ian talking about how he murmurs to his wife post-coitus, “Don’t Grow My Children.” And, you know what also-also rules? Bags confessing that he essentially hit puberty at the age of 4, during Wrestlemania or some shit. Good times. Horrifying times. For your consumption and enjoyment.
Rumor: Nick Fury TV series in development for Disney’s streaming service. G’damn, its seeming more and more enticing
Man, I think I’m just going to have to accept that I’m signing up for Disney’s streaming service. Between the director list for Favreau’s Star Wars show, the possibility of a Loki TV series, and now this? Fuck.
Guillermo Del Toro is making an animated ‘Pinocchio’ movie for Netflix, who has everyone making everything
Guillermo Del Toro is making Pinocchio for Netflix, folks. Like, Christ. Every day brings like four more big fucking talents making something for Netflix. In fact, Marvel Studios is their only competition when it comes to gobbling up every last talent in Hollywood.
LeBron James could be producing that ‘Friday the 13th’ reboot. Uh, fucking naturally or something?
With Halloween straight-up body slamming the box office this past weekend, one thing is for certain. A shit load of money is going to be made from rebooting other classic horror franchises. So, it isn’t surprising that Friday the 13th is up for a new installment. What is surprising is that LeBron fucking James could be producing it.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed back to June, 2020. But I ain’t worried!
Wonder Woman 1984, the sequel to the only DC movie worth watching, has been pushed back seven months. However, don’t sweat the delay. I imagine it’s actually because they’re angling to rake in that Summer Movie Money.
Monday Morning Commute: The Stalking Truth of Michael Myers
Hey, folks! What’s going on? It’s Monday? Again? That soon? Well, time don’t stop! And neither shall we! Until, of course, we do stop. The lightning, the electricity done. The metaphysical whatever-whatever either not existing, or taking over. Man, this got away from me quickly. Where was I? Oh yeah! It’s time for Monday Morning Commute. The weekly wank-off where we all gather, sharing what is getting us through yet another week on the Blue Marble.
What are you fucks up to this week, as you suck air? What are you folks looking forward to this week, as your synapses still sizzle?
I wanna know!
The Mars Curiosity Rover is operational again, baby! Ain’t got time to die!
Curiosity is back up and running, motherfuckers! Granted, its limited in its operations. But that’s better than nothing, no?
‘Luke Cage’ has been cancelled by Netflix which is equal parts bummer and surprising
I never saw the second season of Luke Cage. However, this still catches me by surprise. Iron Fist axed? Sure. That makes sense. But this? Well then.
