‘Borderlands 3’ Teaser Trailer: Mayhem Is Coming!
This…this Borderlands 3 teaser trailer is my everything.
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‘Bill & Ted 3’ is bringing back William Sadler as Death. Most excellent!
Oh, oh! Now, it’s a full-on fucking reunion, my dudes! William Sadler is returning as Death for Bill & Ted 3!
‘Avengers: Endgame’ is going to be 182 minutes. Which means I’m either peeing fourteen times or pissing my pants, tbd
Movies should not be longer than 97 minutes. Counting credits. That’s my rule. I developed it over a year ago in the throes of my now perpetual 1980s/early90s binge, and I stick by it. Oh, sure, there are some movies that defy this rule of mine. But, they are the exception, and in being the exception prove the rule. So, how do I feel about Avengers: Endgame being 182 fucking minutes? You know, I’m happy for as much of the original crew as they’re going to give us, for one last time. But, who knows. Maybe my feelings will change in a month.
Report: Nintendo is dropping two new Switch models this year and renewing their license to print money
Get them wallets open, Nintendo fuckers. Or, perhaps more timely, prepare to issue forth those memorized credit card digits. The company is dropping two new Switch models this year. One for casuals, one with “enhanced” features.
New photo from Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Joker’ movie reveals a melancholic look at Batman’s arch-nemesis
I’m really stoked for this movie. Can’t help it! Seems so different than most comic book movies. Which, granted, could portend something really interesting, or a colossal mess.
NASA has proposed a mission to Triton, Neptune’s largest moon. Let’s fucking go, yo!
NASA wants to go to Triton, folks. It’s Neptune’s largest fucking moon. As well, it may hold liquid water, and even life. Now, I ain’t the budget officer, but I approve the fuck out of this.
Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz
The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.
All Five ‘SoulsBorne’ games completed in a row without taking a hit. The Happy Hob has fucking done it!
The Happy Hobbit has done it, folks. For those of you who don’t know, the lad has been trying to beat all five Souls games in a row without taking a hit. For those of you who don’t know, just beating one Souls game without taking a hit is fucking preposterous.
Remedy (creators of ‘Alan Wake’) announced their next jam ‘Control’ will drop on August 27
It ain’t the sequel to Alan Wake that I so, so, so fucking desperately want. But, Remedy has announced that their next game Control is dropping this August, and I’m stoked.
