Keanu Reeves has joined ‘Hobbs & Shaw’ somehow making this movie even more perfect

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Keanu Reeves has joined the cast of Hobbs & Shaw, and will apparently be playing the villain orchestrating shit. Not only has Reeves joined the cast, but he’s reunited with director Leitch. The two worked together on the original John Wick. I’m really hoping it’s a post-credits scene that sets up Reeves as the baddie of a second flick.

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Mars got some gnarly landslides at volcanic plains called the Cerberus Fossae. This entire headline fucking rules!

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Mars! Got itself some fucking volcanic plains! And some fucking landslides! Man, I’m down for all of this.

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AVENGERS: ENDGAME — A Mega-Spoiler-Filled Discussion!

Holy smokes — it’s finally AVENGERS: ENDGAME weekend!

Even if this movie were just a follow-up to last year’s INFINITY WAR, it’d be crazy-anticipated. But it isn’t. This movie is the culmination of over ten years of narrative thread interwoven throughout over twenty movies.

It’s an unprecedented aspiration in the history of filmmaking.

So, let’s discuss this Super Bowl of blockbuster movies! What’d y’think of the final installment of the now-dubbed INFINITY SAGA?

Of course, SPOILERS AHEAD!

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Hubble confirms the Universe is expanding faster and faster. To the Heat Death, friends!

Well, the Universe is expanding faster than we thought. Proving, once again, we have a specious grasp on reality at best.

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Japanese professor was busted for teaching students how to make Molly. Finally, applicable skills from a classroom

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A Japanese professor went straight-up Breaking Bad, teaching his students how to make Molly.

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Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!

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While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.

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China says it will have a Moon base in ten fucking years. Game on, other nations!

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China ain’t fucking around with the Moon, friends. They’re angling to get their asses established up there as soon as possible. What does this mean? Hopefully, it’ll light a fire under everyone else.

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Watch: Japan has released a video of it bombing that asteroid. ?Throw up the horns! ?

We all knew that Japan bombed an asteroid. Which, is awesome unto itself. But, getting to see it in action? Doubly awesome. Awesome-aweosme.

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Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah

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I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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NASA is planning on visting a shattered, volcanic asteroid called Psyche. Space is so fucking metal!

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It’s become a refrain of mine, but I’ll stop using it when it stops being true. Space is so fucking metal.  I mean, a shattered, volcanic asteroid? Hell yeah.

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