Jupiter had something seriously huge smash into it on Wednesday. The Cosmos don’t give a shit about us!
I’ve long known that Jupiter serves as a bulwark for the rest of the solar system. Eating some tremendously large objects to protect the rest of it. Whelp, Wednesday night? Something seriously huge smashed into the planet. This all, you know, underscores the importance of getting humans spread across the solar system. Diversify our asses for when Earth inevitably takes one right off the chin.
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Taika Waititi is working on a “secret movie” apparently about soccer before ‘Thor’ and we are truly blessed, motherfuckers!
Taika Waititi! Fucking icon, bro. Fucking glorious, bro. And, the dude doesn’t seem to be slowing down. Not only does he have Jojo Rabbit dropping this year, but he’s got the next Thor lined-up! But wait, there’s more! Dude has a secret movie he’s working on prior to returning to the Odinson. If you believe the tea leaves? The movie is about the American Samoa national soccer team. Only this dude could get me to give a fuck about such a subject.
Edgar Wright’s next movie ‘Last Night In Soho’ is dropping September 25, 2020. Goddamn, that’s a wait!
A good goddamn, Last Night In Soho ain’t dropping until September of 2020. I mean. Motherfucker, are we ever being asked to wait for Edgar Wright’s next flick. That said, you know. I’ll make its arrival all the more special. Right?
NASA shares gorgeous image of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot that Hubble snapped this past June
Question: Can there be too many pictures of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? Answer: fucking of course not.
Lame ass ‘Game of Thrones’ showrunners sign 9-figure deal with Netflix. Fuck these nerds, man
One of the more gratifying things about the final season of Game of Thrones was (pretty much) everyone realizing what I already knew: the showrunners were fucking idiots. That said? Apparently Netflix still hasn’t realize it. Signing these chumps to an insane deal.
Astronomers have just detected dozen of missing galaxies from the Early Universe. The Cosmos always excites, my dudes
I say, goddamn! Another week, another fantastic-ass find by astronomers. This time? Oh, they’ve just detected dozens of galaxies from the early universe. Previously hidden.
Monday Morning Commute: Behold The Glow-Up!
I’m off until September, but am I really up to something these days? I don’t know the answer, but I also don’t know if it matters. You know? Been padding my time with some sleeping. Some gaming. Watching movies. Doing work! Oh yard work. Cutting down shrubs, mowing the lawn, weeding. And, if I’m being honest? I enjoy it. A mixture of zen-like moments, and tangible progress. Anyways, this here is a tardy edition of Monday Morning Commute. The wank-off session where we all share what we’re up to across a given week.
The wank-off? Figurative. But, go ahead and be literal with it if you want.
I ain’t judging.
Anyhoo! Anyways! I’ll go first.
‘Event Horizon’ being turned into Amazon series courtesy of ‘The Guest’ director Adam Wingard. I fuck with this, friends
Event Horizon straight fucked-up my adolescent brain back in the day. Now that I’m an “adult”, am I ready to have my brain fucked-up again by a TV series based on the movie? Yup!
‘Venom 2’ is going to be directed by Andy Serkins and hey whatever it can’t be worse than the first, right?
Venom was fucking bad, dude. Like, way bad. But at the same time? It was oddly entertaining. The sort of B-Movie I can fuck with heavily. Which means I was going to see the sequel anyways, but hey! Adding Andy Serkis as the director can’t hurt. It can’t possibly hurt.
‘Atlanta’ Seasons 3 and 4 are shooting back-to-back in Spring 2020. I am not worthy, but I accept this fucking rad offering!
Well, fuck! This is some awesome news. Not only has Atlanta been renewed for a fourth season, but seasons 3 and 4 will shoot back-to-back next Spring.
