Image Comics Announces ‘Image Expo’ In February.
Image Comics is throwing its chips into the convention circuit with their own being hosted next February. Even though it’s hosted in Oakland – get your own police ass-whupping for a limited fee! – its enticing. The creators line-up is pretty beast.
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Sly Stallone Creating ‘Rocky’ Musical. More Homo-Eroto, Yo!
Hats-off to Sly Stallone. Shirts too. He-panties while we’re stripping. The original dude clever enough to get totally straight man don’t get me wrong! guys to fist-pump to wonderful homoerotic American Dream nonsense babble tales is bringing the same shade of bullshit to a musical.
Video: Dumped Master Chief Roams Streets, Buys Halo.
Eric Smith was dumped by his would-be wife and handled it like a total boss. In what can only been described as the geek equivalent of a Charlie Sheen psychological wunder-state, he’s since done the following. Sold that ring. Bought a set of Mjolnir armor. Roamed the streets while going to buy Halo: Revamped HD Bullcrap Anniversary edition. It’s tremendous.
Eric Smith, hats off.
Monday Morning Commute: Iroquois Fistfight
All hands on deck! We’re approaching terminal velocity on Spaceship Omega, hurtling towards the end of the workweek at breakneck speed! Ah hell, we should’ve recalibrated the autopilot! The social contract allows for an early reprieve from indentured servitude this week, and now we’re rocketing ahead at a rate that’s virtually guaranteeing a crash landing.
Brace yourself! We’re going to smash right into Planet Thanksgiving, and our survival is dependent on the ability to craft entertainment-cushions.
Luckily, this here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! In this Monday feature, I show off the various bits of enjoyment I’ll be using to try to make life awesome. Then, your job is to hit up the comments and share your wares.
It’s internet show and tell. And we love it.
Fetus Donates Stem Cells To Heal Mother’s Heart. Pay Dat Forward!
How is this for some goddamn mind boggling bullshit. The curious case of a mouse fetus donating stem cells to help repair its mother’s heart. That’s some altruism right there, if I ever seen it.
THIS WEEK ON Walking Dead: Secrets
Last week we left Glenn and Maggie in a barn full of walkers. If you didn’t watch it, its not what you think Hershel is keeping them there with a purpose. This week we pick up with Carl and Lori feeding chicken, discussing philosophy. Carl’s utterance of the line “Everything’s food for something else” feeds into Lori’s doubt about giving birth to a child in this world. Its an interesting view of how a child adapts to the situation he’s been put in. There’s no moral dilemma, there’s no internal conflict. Its just a simple transition. “Oh, people turn into flesh eating monsters and we have to kill them … ok.” Change doesn’t affect children as much because they have less of a routine. This whole episode deals with people at different stages of their lives and how they’ve adjusted.
Video: The Mars Rover Spirit’s Entire Five-Year MIssion In 3+ Minutes.
Above. That’s Mars. MARS. Gives me tit-tightening goosebumps just contemplating that fact. The entire five-year mission of the Mars rover Spirit has been condensed into a 3+ minute video. The rover ain’t doing much, but it’s working with terrain on Mars. Fucking Mars. With an alien horizon in the background. Hnng!
Hit the jump to check it out.
Kojima Clarifies, Says ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ Coming At Some Point. A-Doi!
All that swagalicious boner time that a good portion of the gaming community and myself dedicated to the news that MGS5 was coming last week can be mildly mitigated. Speaking to Formless PlayStation Propaganda, he elaborated on the news that dribbled out of the internet’s anus last week.
The Flash Is Offering Extreme Piggy-Back Rides. Recession Hits Hard, Brah.
Well shit man, do you have to lube me up with temporal-vaseline so when you hit the Time Barrier you don’t deep fry my soul? ‘Cause I’d pay double for you to do the rubbing.
Via.
