Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Total Recall’ Commentary Is Baffling, Outstanding.
The Arnold. Through the years, when he hasn’t been busy doing cocaine off of hooker’s asses, running a state, pumping himself full of steroids, or rubbing dongs with fellow bodybuilders, he’s filmed some movies. Cut some DVD commentaries. The one for Total Recall in particular is blowing up the internet, and with good reason. It’s fucking surreal.
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Read Kurt Vonnegut’s Rejection Letter He Received For His Dresden Account.
Failed authors! We are Legion. Here’s something to cheer us up: even Kurt Vonnegut took a lickin’ before he blew up. Here’s the rejection letter a young ass Vonnegut received for an account he wrote of the Dresden Bombing.
Video: ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Production Teaser. AHH. Fap. AHH.
I miss Game of Thrones with the fierceness. The first season was over before I knew it, and the wait for the second season is interminable. HBO dropped a production teaser tonight, and glory be. Glory be to The Seven.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.
Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.
Expendables 2 Poster: Dude-Bro Homoerotic Phallus Firing!
The first Sly-powered Expendables sucked. Far too much talking and Whiplash’s drooly lip, not enough destruction and death. Hopefully the sequel can invert the ratio between Pointless Pontification and Metal Phalluses Spewing Death. I mean fuck, it’s got a washed-up cast for the ages.
Hit the jump for the poster.
‘Death of Phoenix’ Page Snags $65,000 At Auction. M’lord.
If you’re an X-Men fan and you haven’t read The Dark Phoenix Saga, shame on you. Integral. A page from it sold for a lot of money this week. A lot.
‘Mass Effect 3’ Collector’s Edition To Come With Bonus Character, Robot Dog, And More.
BioWare’s dropped a video revealing the contents of Mass Effect 3’s collector’s edition. I don’t usually swing for these luxuries, but I’m going all-out for the final installment in my favorite franchise’s first trilogy.
Hit the jump for details and video.
Video: Behold Jupiter Rotating In High-Resolution. Swag.
This is some high-resolution cosmic porn right hurr. The Pic du Midi observatory in France has compiled a glorious video of Jupiter in all Its Mighty Glory.
Brandon Graham’s ‘King City’ Getting Collected By Image. Hells Yes.
I’ve begun the process of textually-fellating Brandon Graham around these parts, and I ain’t stopping. Not if my girlfriend comes in, not if I’m censured, censored, whatever! Finally, finally my prayers are being answered. I’m getting a unicorn for Christmas. Oh, and there’s more! Graham’s King City is getting collected.
Spaceship Omega: Dance In The Sticky Furred Madness.
What’s going on, Omegalytes? It’s later in the day on a frosty Friday evening, and I figured I would drop a line. Check in. Press pause. Throw up a high-five or so. I’m in my pajamas, Turkey Day is approaching. You know! That day. The day where we’re so fucking thankful for everything we consume like a bunch of renegade assholes as opposed to something like fasting and helping out someone in need. Hey, I’m just pointing it out. I’ll be bloat-gutted by sundown. Stuffed with flesh and gravy and smiles.
