Video: Skyrim Whoops MW3’s Ass With Rolling Pins In New NMA Madness.
NMA. Those whacky fucks. This week it’s Skyrim going all spatula and renaissance faire all over the ass of Modern Warfare 3. That doesn’t make sense? You’re g’damn right it doesn’t.
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Variant Covers: Wolverine’s Vomiting Apple Pie On Grandpa
Gobble, gobble, gobble! How’s it going? We’re getting ready to celebrate LOL Sucker Indians Day! You know the one I talk about! We show thanks for everything by generally behaving like we really don’t appreciate anything. Packing in an inordinate amount of food, telling Uncle Steve he better pass that fucking drum stick, and then smashing Old Ladies in the nose for a good Black Friday deal.
Makes the human spirit sing!
Thankfully we have mofuckin’ comic books to hide within. Crack the spine, it shall provide an escape.
What are you reading this week?
New ‘Hunger Games’ Image Features Lenny Kravitz, Peeta, Dude From White Men Can’t Jump.
Am I whoring out the Hunger Games info? Yeah son! Who cares. I’m titillated. There’s a new image today featuring Peeta, Cinna, and Haymitch.
Get some.
Video: BioWare’s New Project Gets Explosion-Y Teaser.
Spike’s Totally Awesome Boner Jam Video Games Award Show is promising some reveals this year, per usual. One of them is the next BioWare joint, which is surprisingly from a new BioWare studio. Want to see the teaser for the teaser? It’s looking all disappointedly Modern Warfare-y with sandy tones and tanks. (I know I’ll love it.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Star Wars: Identities’ Turns Out To Be Museum Exhibit. Seems Dope.
What could get me to go to Montreal? Aside from hot French women? Star Wars. It is the Montreal Science Centre that’s the sight of the Star Wars: Identities exhibit which seems pretty fucking cool.
Rob Liefeld Hangin’ Out With Eazy-E? Shoot, Imma Stop Talking.
There’s a lot of fun to be had with Rob Liefeld, and his mastery of the hyperreal HGH cloven monsters he draws. But maybe I should stop, ’cause apparently he rolls deep. Way deep. The ghost of OG Eazy-E must assuredly has his back.
Via.
Image Comics Announces ‘Image Expo’ In February.
Image Comics is throwing its chips into the convention circuit with their own being hosted next February. Even though it’s hosted in Oakland – get your own police ass-whupping for a limited fee! – its enticing. The creators line-up is pretty beast.
Sly Stallone Creating ‘Rocky’ Musical. More Homo-Eroto, Yo!
Hats-off to Sly Stallone. Shirts too. He-panties while we’re stripping. The original dude clever enough to get totally straight man don’t get me wrong! guys to fist-pump to wonderful homoerotic American Dream nonsense babble tales is bringing the same shade of bullshit to a musical.
Video: Dumped Master Chief Roams Streets, Buys Halo.
Eric Smith was dumped by his would-be wife and handled it like a total boss. In what can only been described as the geek equivalent of a Charlie Sheen psychological wunder-state, he’s since done the following. Sold that ring. Bought a set of Mjolnir armor. Roamed the streets while going to buy Halo: Revamped HD Bullcrap Anniversary edition. It’s tremendous.
Eric Smith, hats off.
Monday Morning Commute: Iroquois Fistfight
All hands on deck! We’re approaching terminal velocity on Spaceship Omega, hurtling towards the end of the workweek at breakneck speed! Ah hell, we should’ve recalibrated the autopilot! The social contract allows for an early reprieve from indentured servitude this week, and now we’re rocketing ahead at a rate that’s virtually guaranteeing a crash landing.
Brace yourself! We’re going to smash right into Planet Thanksgiving, and our survival is dependent on the ability to craft entertainment-cushions.
Luckily, this here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! In this Monday feature, I show off the various bits of enjoyment I’ll be using to try to make life awesome. Then, your job is to hit up the comments and share your wares.
It’s internet show and tell. And we love it.
