Trailer: Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’s Red Band Glory.

Tim and Eric isn’t for everyone. However, it is for me. As someone who exists with serious emotional chasms of horror and a taste of the absurd, I flock to their madness. Call it their Siren Song. The trailer for their upcoming movie? Had me giggling to myself, petting my stuffed ferret who was happily sitting on my naked thighs.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Seasons 3 & 4 Being Filmed Back-To-Back? Rock.

I miss me some Game of Thrones. At least once a Sunday I mention this to OL’s programmer as we sit down to watch television, and while I think he agrees he’s definitely tired of hearing it. I see the hate in his eyes. Or is it lust? Or both? Anyways!, some good Game of Thrones news. They (may) be filming the third and fourth season back-to-back.

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Valve Employee Tots Trolls Fans By Wearing ‘Half-Life 3’ T-Shirt Around Events.

We, the followers of the Free Man, demand Half-Life 3. Valve laughs at us. Points at us. According to this hilarity, also mocks us with HL3 t-shirts.

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High-Res Images From Scott’s ‘Prometheus’? That’s An Alien In My Pants.

The Hype Train  is beginning to churn in the rocketing sections of my groin over the upcoming Prometheus. Here’s a high-res deluge of some of the pictures dropped a couple of weeks ago. My god, they’re full of science-fiction win.

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Video: Molly Crabapple’s Week In Hell

I first heard about Molly Crabapple through the website of my Lord and Demonic Inspiration, Warren Ellis. I’ve followed her a few years on Twitter, and always thought she was pretty fantastic. However, the shit she pulled off this year is nothing short of fantastic. To celebrate her 28th birthday, she locked herself in a hotel room for a week. Covered the walls in paper. And drew. And drew. It was financed by a Kickstarter project whose requested backing was crushed, and this video was produced out of it.

Pretty tremendous stuff, the sort of thing that is simultaneously inspiration and depressing. “Man, this makes me want to create!” followed by “Caff, you lazy useless sack of shit.”

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‘Watchmen 2’ Happening, Andy Kubert Drawing. Dude, C’mon.

After the Watchmen movie, there is very little that can be done to the franchise that can scar me. Yet this news sends an electric shock up my taint. A Watchmen 2? Jesus. Really. Really?

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GamePro Closes Its Print and Digital Doors. F**k That Magazine.

GamePro was pretty rad at one point. Then I came to resent the shit out of it. It lived on, as other gaming magazines I loved died, and died, and died. Now it has finally succumbed, and I scratch dirt on its grave.

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Nic Cage’s Copy of Action Comics #1 Sells For $2.16 Million. Insanity Included.

Nic Cage’s copy of Action Comics #1 which has been soaked in his glorious madness ambiance, stolen, and since returned, has sold for a fucking fuck-ton of greenbacks.

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Video: ‘Half-Life’ Opening Gets Live-Action Fan Video.

God bless the original Half-Life, and particularly its opening. Though now old as fuck, whenever I think of the franchise there’s a glorious glimmer in my soul. The opening to the original game has gotten a live-action adaptation and it’s fantastic. Keep Reading »

Peter David Pens ‘Comic Book Convention Bill of Rights’. Well Done.

Longtime comic book scribe Peter David has penned a Bill of Rights to be followed by both professionals and fans at comic book conventions. It’s a bit fucking long, but if you stick with it, it gets pretty amusing. Also? There’s a lot of good goddamn points in it.

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