Dexter’s ‘End Game’ Towards Series Finale Begins In Final Two Episodes Of This Season. Hell Yeah.
Dexter. Sort of a bore these days. You know nothing truly terrible can happen to the Morgan. The whole show feels like its been in a holding pattern, waiting to be waived in. Bored fans, rejoice. The final descent into the Bay Harbor Butcher begins soon.
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Scientists Discover Huge Water Deposit On Mars. Martians Are Like Get Out.
Scientists have discovered a huge water deposit on Mars. Large enough that future explorers can potentially use it. 345-million miles away on the Red Planet awaits delicious water. Guarded by invisible Martians, obvi.
Rumor: Benicio Del Toro To Play Khan in ‘Star Trek 2′?
Del Toro was rumored to be in Star Trek 2, and now we’re talkin’ his fucking role. Khan? Slashfilm has reported it, and then updated the report with an Abrams rebuttal. Do you buy it? How do you feel about it?
Friday Brew Review: Howl
Living in the Boston area, I know what a she-bitch Winter can be. Sure, she shows up to the party with brisk breezes and picturesque snow-dustings. But before you even have a chance to buy a new ice scraper, the frozen hoe is dropping blizzards on your ass and stampin’ all over your Raynaud’s-addled digits.
Remember, Winter is not your friend. She’s not even your friend’s friend. All she wants is to see you suffer the ice-prickled sting of seasonal blue balls.
Fortunately, there are ways of curbing the blow delivered by the Time of the Taiga. Take hockey, for instance. This sport is not unlike an astrophysicist who was raised ferally by a pack of abusive lycanthropes, succeeding in spite of a terrible formative environment.
Is hockey the only worthwhile wintertime activity? Hell no. There’s also beer drinkin’.
The folks at Vermont’s Magic Hat Brewing Company understand the protective qualities of intoxicating libations. How do I of know this? Well, I’ve sipped on Howl.
Video: Super Violent Animated Tribute to ‘Drive’. My Gosling Is Tingling!
You like Drive? Yeah, me too brah. Or brah…dette? Tom Haugomat and Bruno Mangyoku also like the flick, and they’ve created a gorgeous animated homage to this year’s most swanky brooding neon noir.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘South Park’ RPG Coming Courtesy Of Obsidian. Already Glitching. #Rimshot.
Game Informer has revealed its January cover, which is sporting an interesting confluence. South Parker, and gaming. Obsidian is helming it, and I already feel bad for fans of the franchise. Fuck Obsidian, and their glorious destruction of both the Fallout and Knights of the Old Republic franchises. #Bitterness
Hit the jump for the cover.
Stellar Nursery Gives Birth To Shiny New Cosmos Beauties.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Combat Gives Me Mass Ere…Oh Forget It.
More Mass Effect 3 goodies? Fuck yeah! Here’s a video by the developers showing off the new combat shiznits. Pro-Tip: skip the first two minutes or so.
Preview: Wood Talks About ‘Wolverine and the X-Men: Alpha and Omega”
Brian Wood is returning to Marvel and rocking the fuck out on Wolverine and the X-Men: Alpha and Omega. Which is close, so very close, to trumping Ultimate Comics Ultimates for the most amazingly cumbersome Marvel title. Ever. More cumbersome than one of my adverb riddled mindlessly spewed neverendingly vapid sentences. (See what I did there?)
Want a preview of this awesomeness? Of course you do.
