Monday Morning Commute: Never Tell Me the Odds.
I’m tired and cranky and hungry. The pile of work on my desk is increasing at an exponential rate. My gums are bleeding. How’s my breathing? Belabored. All I want to do is lay down for the night and wake up tomorrow. Know what I can’t do until I finish about seven different projects? Lay down for the night and wake up tomorrow.
Goddamn do I hate Mondays.
But I’d be a liar to imply that I don’t have a soft spot for the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, OL‘s weekly show-and-tell feature. Here’s how it works: I’m going to give you a guided tour of my demented mind, steering you away from the Freudian nightmares and towards the entertainment wet-dreams. After scoping out the monsters lurking in my brain-bone, it’s your duty to hit up the comments section and show off the wares you’ll be using to survive the workweek.
C’mon, you think we’re afraid of the 9-5? You think we can’t survive the daily grind? Bring it on! FLAME ON!
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Gareb Shamus Resigns As President Of Wizard World. Childhood Weeps.
…And so they fall! Gareb Shamus used to be a beast of the comics world, running the ubiquitous Wizard World magazine. God, I loved that son of a bitch back in the day. Now the man is within castle nor throne, nor magazine. He has resigned as president of the entire enterprise.
Earth-like Planet “Confirmed”. Like Tots Srsly This Time.
There’s been “confirmation” of an Earth-like planet. No like totally serious, man. We just don’t know if it’s gas, or rock, or solid, and it’s really, really far away. Man, I’m a negative bro today.
Video: Batman Lurks On Gordon In The Shower. And Bedroom.
Now that I think of it, Batman’s pretty douchey when it comes to his relationship with Gordon. Dude just disappears in the middle of a conversation. Assumptive ass, thinking Jimmy can’t add anything. Not to mention how weird it is, which is something that this SNL Digital Short picks up on. Good shit.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Robocop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2’. Fantastic.
Peter Weller, also known as goddamn Robocop, is joining the cast of Star Trek 2. Rejoice. Throw your robo-hands in the arm. Get the fives highing, and celebrate the idea that Detroit’s baddest (it was Detroit, right?) will be rocking out galactic style.
Teaser: PS3 Exclusive ‘The Last Of Us’ Debuting At Spike VGAs.
Sony’s teasing a PS3 title ‘The Last of Us’ with some footage of 9/11, warfare, ants, and other awfulness. It’s 45 seconds of confusing, but it’s got us all talking. Hasn’t it?
Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your speculation.
‘Breaking Bad’ Happens In Real Life. Oh, Reality <3
Listen man, the economy is in the dumps. Gotta make the cheddar anyway you can. So a professor of mathematics in my home state went full Breaking Bad on this Bitch.
THIS WEEK ON Dexter: Ricochet Rabbit
Let’s not complain about Dexter this week. Let’s just not do it. Waddle over to that Pharma-Installation that’s mandated to be in every house now. Take the happy pill. Snap it between your teeth and smile. It’s Christmas time, and if you’re not eating elbows from Soccer Moms and swearing in the parking lots that mayhaps there’s a chance you’re ready to swing with some fucking Yuletide cheer. Showtime has already announced that the end of Dexter is coming. The end game approaches. So let’s just smile and gently wait for the final descent to begin.
Video: Star Wars Death Star Run Recreated In Minecraft. So Win.
Take a new geek legend, Minecraft. Smash it into a classic, the Death Star run. What you have is a collision of such fierce nerdosity, slumbering geeks actually orgasmed as the effects rippled through the community’s collective unconscious.
Hit the jump to check it out.
