Stellar Nursery Gives Birth To Shiny New Cosmos Beauties.
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Check out this gorgeous Cosmic Baby Building Factory. Like wut! Like woah. The nebula Sharpless 2-239 is home to some baby star production, and it all seems more kosher than the wet sounds and strained muscles we conjure up during our reproduction.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Combat Gives Me Mass Ere…Oh Forget It.
More Mass Effect 3 goodies? Fuck yeah! Here’s a video by the developers showing off the new combat shiznits. Pro-Tip: skip the first two minutes or so.
Preview: Wood Talks About ‘Wolverine and the X-Men: Alpha and Omega”

Brian Wood is returning to Marvel and rocking the fuck out on Wolverine and the X-Men: Alpha and Omega. Which is close, so very close, to trumping Ultimate Comics Ultimates for the most amazingly cumbersome Marvel title. Ever. More cumbersome than one of my adverb riddled mindlessly spewed neverendingly vapid sentences. (See what I did there?)
Want a preview of this awesomeness? Of course you do.
Trailer: Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’s Red Band Glory.
Tim and Eric isn’t for everyone. However, it is for me. As someone who exists with serious emotional chasms of horror and a taste of the absurd, I flock to their madness. Call it their Siren Song. The trailer for their upcoming movie? Had me giggling to myself, petting my stuffed ferret who was happily sitting on my naked thighs.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Game of Thrones’ Seasons 3 & 4 Being Filmed Back-To-Back? Rock.
I miss me some Game of Thrones. At least once a Sunday I mention this to OL’s programmer as we sit down to watch television, and while I think he agrees he’s definitely tired of hearing it. I see the hate in his eyes. Or is it lust? Or both? Anyways!, some good Game of Thrones news. They (may) be filming the third and fourth season back-to-back.
Valve Employee Tots Trolls Fans By Wearing ‘Half-Life 3’ T-Shirt Around Events.
We, the followers of the Free Man, demand Half-Life 3. Valve laughs at us. Points at us. According to this hilarity, also mocks us with HL3 t-shirts.
High-Res Images From Scott’s ‘Prometheus’? That’s An Alien In My Pants.

The Hype Train is beginning to churn in the rocketing sections of my groin over the upcoming Prometheus. Here’s a high-res deluge of some of the pictures dropped a couple of weeks ago. My god, they’re full of science-fiction win.
Video: Molly Crabapple’s Week In Hell

I first heard about Molly Crabapple through the website of my Lord and Demonic Inspiration, Warren Ellis. I’ve followed her a few years on Twitter, and always thought she was pretty fantastic. However, the shit she pulled off this year is nothing short of fantastic. To celebrate her 28th birthday, she locked herself in a hotel room for a week. Covered the walls in paper. And drew. And drew. It was financed by a Kickstarter project whose requested backing was crushed, and this video was produced out of it.
Pretty tremendous stuff, the sort of thing that is simultaneously inspiration and depressing. “Man, this makes me want to create!” followed by “Caff, you lazy useless sack of shit.”
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Watchmen 2’ Happening, Andy Kubert Drawing. Dude, C’mon.

After the Watchmen movie, there is very little that can be done to the franchise that can scar me. Yet this news sends an electric shock up my taint. A Watchmen 2? Jesus. Really. Really?
GamePro Closes Its Print and Digital Doors. F**k That Magazine.
GamePro was pretty rad at one point. Then I came to resent the shit out of it. It lived on, as other gaming magazines I loved died, and died, and died. Now it has finally succumbed, and I scratch dirt on its grave.









