Bad Guys win and Heroes fall in Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
The ferocity with which some fans yearn for ‘traditional’ survival horror from the Resident Evil series often blinds us to just how diverse a series it has managed to become. Throughout its history we have seen it shift to a more contemporary, action-centric pace with Resident Evil 5, have seen it re-interpreted as a lightgun shooter with Darkside Chronicles and now, we see Operation Raccoon City recalling the often forgotten co-op experience of Resident Evil: Outbreak. At first, the idea of setting a team-based, 3rd person tactical shooter within the Resident Evil universe may seem a little jarring, but when you consider the breadth of the series so far, it doesn’t seem that odd after all.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Bane Converse All Stars Are Dork Swag.
Good news for those of us who want to look like Bane from Dark Knight Rises. We’ll never have the personal trainer, millions of dollars, wardrobe, or “supplements” that Tom Hardy had to look so swaggerlicious as the Back Breaker. Acceptance is the key to setting yourself free. So crack off a Serenity Prayer and sate yourself with these new All Stars.
New Breakthrough Opens Up Door For 60 TB HARD DRIVES. So Much Porn.
Stock-up! Stock-up, stock-up, stock-up! With the upcoming Internet Apocalypse rocketing towards us, the need for stocking-up on porn, movies, music, and videos of cats vomiting candy corn (wut?) is ever present. What better way to stock up like Pirate Noah than with an uber hard drive? None! Answered that shit for you.
Comics We’re Buying This Week: The Prophets Speak Of Infinite Boners
…Man, I fucking hate coming up with headlines sometimes. Funny books drop today, and we as comic book hounds zig and zag our asses to the Comic Farm to snag that which interests us. This column right here is intended to serve as the watering hole where we all share the wares we snagged. I can’t do this alone, people. What are you buying this week?
Not sure what’s dropping? Hit up ComicList.
Everything Was JENNIFER LAWRENCE And Nothing HURT

In case you wonder what I can usually be found doing after midnight, when I should really be working on tomorrow’s content. These days it’s a bit too much of an obsession with Hunger Games Lady. I tried to class it up with a Vonnegut reference, but I’m pretty sure I’m just losing my mind.
Anyone else awake? I have pie and cardboard cut-outs of Katniss we can pretend are smiling at us.
Possible TEASER POSTER For ‘THE WOLVERINE’ Leaks? Right Hurr.
There’s a good chance a teaser poster for The Wolverine has leaked courtesy of some ninja photoing inside the office of director James Mangold.
It’s pretty cool.
New iPad Sales Top 3 MILLION Over Weekend. Retinal (Display) Popping.
Apple continues to have an absolute right to just keep printing money at their own leisure. At this point I think their marketing campaigns for new products could consist of “Fuck you, buy this” and “We’re fucking Apple”, and it wouldn’t slow them down in the eyes of their legions (of which I am a more resistant follower).
This VIDEO Shows Why ‘PHANTOM MENACE’ Lightsaber Battles Suck. Preach, Brah.
Even if you like The Phantom Menace and its fight scenes, this video is goddamn hilarious. God help you, but its still hilarious.
BioWare Asks ‘DRAGON AGE’ Fans: PLEASE TELL US WHAT TO DO.
Man, BioWare is doing some serious soul searching. Hot off the gigantic dump (actually not too big, just a dungeon and a town) that was Dragon Age 2 and the cataclysmic reaction to Mass Effect 3‘s ending, the company is asking their fans what to do with the Dragon Age franchise. Is this awesome…or just sort of aimless and sad?
NEW ‘AVENGERS’ PICS: Cause Posing And Brooding Is Always Awesome
If there is one thing that is defining the marketing campaign for the Avengers flick, especially when it pertains to the pics released, it is a whole bunch of attractive people doing nothing. Just sitting. Brooding. Flexing. Boring. Don’t get me wrong I’m jazzed to the tits about the movie, but these pictures are equally boring and hilarious.
Hit the jump to bask in the banality.












