Economically Devastated Greece Has Turned To Internet-Powered Barter Economy. Awesome.
…Not the economically devastated part, mind you. What is awesome is the idea that people of Greece have turned to thinking outside of the (western) culture box and adopted an internet-powered bartering economy. Living in fiction, man. Someone’s dream. Or nightmare.
Stars Put Up Safety Barriers For Planets. COSMIC BUMPERS.
As scientists have used their super-technos to discover more and more planets, they’ve come to notice a pattern between the distance of these planets from their stars. At first most thought it was because of an unfavorable smell the stars exuded, but it may turn out to be something more clever. The stars themselves put up barriers. Cosmic bumper bowling.
Congressman Wants Every VIDEO GAME Slapped With A HEALTH WARNING. Democratic Sigh.
Here’s a new congressman to add to your list of astoundadouches: Joe Baca. The good sir who wants to include health warnings on every single video game. Every single one. It is a charge that he’s carried through the years, and is once again taking up. Excelsior!
The Dude’s High 5’s: Top 5 Things I’d Buy If Money Was No Obstacle
The last two High 5s have been about something from the entertainment world. Because I don’t want to just throw pop schlock out there every week, I’m changing it up. This week is all about stupid shit I’d buy if money was no object. Come on in and toss your stupid dreams in the pile.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Ending To Be CHANGED: BioWare Strikes Back … At Our Wallets.
Looks like those out there will have closure on the end of Mass Effect 3. This press release comes from BioWare co-founder Ray Muzyka. It pretty much confirms that DLC will pick up where the very brief ending left off. Check out the jump for more.
Mark Waid SELLS ALL HIS COMICS To Go All In On Digital Comics
This is pretty fantastic. Mark Waid is throwing his chips into the digital comics game, and in order to fund this venture into the Unknown he is selling off his entire comic book collection. Say what you will about his writing (his Daredevil is currently the truth), such a bold move has to be applauded
Hit the jump for the lowdown.
Bad Guys win and Heroes fall in Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
The ferocity with which some fans yearn for ‘traditional’ survival horror from the Resident Evil series often blinds us to just how diverse a series it has managed to become. Throughout its history we have seen it shift to a more contemporary, action-centric pace with Resident Evil 5, have seen it re-interpreted as a lightgun shooter with Darkside Chronicles and now, we see Operation Raccoon City recalling the often forgotten co-op experience of Resident Evil: Outbreak. At first, the idea of setting a team-based, 3rd person tactical shooter within the Resident Evil universe may seem a little jarring, but when you consider the breadth of the series so far, it doesn’t seem that odd after all.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Bane Converse All Stars Are Dork Swag.
Good news for those of us who want to look like Bane from Dark Knight Rises. We’ll never have the personal trainer, millions of dollars, wardrobe, or “supplements” that Tom Hardy had to look so swaggerlicious as the Back Breaker. Acceptance is the key to setting yourself free. So crack off a Serenity Prayer and sate yourself with these new All Stars.
New Breakthrough Opens Up Door For 60 TB HARD DRIVES. So Much Porn.
Stock-up! Stock-up, stock-up, stock-up! With the upcoming Internet Apocalypse rocketing towards us, the need for stocking-up on porn, movies, music, and videos of cats vomiting candy corn (wut?) is ever present. What better way to stock up like Pirate Noah than with an uber hard drive? None! Answered that shit for you.













