High-Resolution Images Of Sunken Titantic Are Quiet Beauty.
True confession: I’ve known that the Titanic was awesome ever since I was underage and saw Kate Winslet’s boobs aboard it. Since then I’ve grown up as a man dedicated to studying its nooks and crannies via internet searches and audio plants I’ve snuck into James Cameron’s secret compound nestled in its caverns. With that obsession firmly in tow, these high-resolution images that National Graphic is dropping ahead of the sunken beauty’s 100th anniversary are tear-jerking for me. Oh the beauty of its sunken treasure chests. Of its sunken booty, just waiting to be found.
Ticket To MARS For Only HALF A MILLION? Head of SpaceX Says Word.
I want to go to Mars. I’ve oft mentioned that if we ever put one of us lead-footed mostly-simians onto that Red Planet I’m going to be weeping all over the televised (into ours skull-o-vision) broadcast. Now go there? My god. I can’t even contemplate it. According to the head of SpaceX I could be swinging such a dream for only half a million. Time to start rubbing some fucking pennies together.
Frreal.
Amazon Acquires Kiva Systems. ROBOTIC WAREHOUSES GET.
Fucking robots, man. All crossing our technological borders and stealing our jobs and shit. The latest band of thieves are them Kiva Systems robots, now that they’ve been acquired by Amazon.
Economically Devastated Greece Has Turned To Internet-Powered Barter Economy. Awesome.
…Not the economically devastated part, mind you. What is awesome is the idea that people of Greece have turned to thinking outside of the (western) culture box and adopted an internet-powered bartering economy. Living in fiction, man. Someone’s dream. Or nightmare.
Stars Put Up Safety Barriers For Planets. COSMIC BUMPERS.
As scientists have used their super-technos to discover more and more planets, they’ve come to notice a pattern between the distance of these planets from their stars. At first most thought it was because of an unfavorable smell the stars exuded, but it may turn out to be something more clever. The stars themselves put up barriers. Cosmic bumper bowling.
Congressman Wants Every VIDEO GAME Slapped With A HEALTH WARNING. Democratic Sigh.
Here’s a new congressman to add to your list of astoundadouches: Joe Baca. The good sir who wants to include health warnings on every single video game. Every single one. It is a charge that he’s carried through the years, and is once again taking up. Excelsior!
The Dude’s High 5’s: Top 5 Things I’d Buy If Money Was No Obstacle
The last two High 5s have been about something from the entertainment world. Because I don’t want to just throw pop schlock out there every week, I’m changing it up. This week is all about stupid shit I’d buy if money was no object. Come on in and toss your stupid dreams in the pile.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Ending To Be CHANGED: BioWare Strikes Back … At Our Wallets.
Looks like those out there will have closure on the end of Mass Effect 3. This press release comes from BioWare co-founder Ray Muzyka. It pretty much confirms that DLC will pick up where the very brief ending left off. Check out the jump for more.
Mark Waid SELLS ALL HIS COMICS To Go All In On Digital Comics
This is pretty fantastic. Mark Waid is throwing his chips into the digital comics game, and in order to fund this venture into the Unknown he is selling off his entire comic book collection. Say what you will about his writing (his Daredevil is currently the truth), such a bold move has to be applauded
Hit the jump for the lowdown.













