Grant Morrison is bringing Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens  to life. I couldn’t give no fucks about this.  Maybe this is growing up. I’m no longer going to swag down the aisle with a comic in tow just because a favorite creator of mine is penning it. Maybe.

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Russell Crowe seems like a sturdy son of a bitch who could both build something and drink too much. This makes him the perfect Noah, a factoid which didn’t escape Darren Aronofsky. The director has paused for long enough from directing J. Lo in nauseating Kohl’s commercials long enough to land a lead man for his bio-disaster-bibilical-journey Noah.

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Don Draper is constantly trying to turn that frown upside down these days. Shit has gotten real  for the Totem of the American Dream on the show, and usually we just get to watch our heartthrob brood and make bad decisions. Our helplessness is about to be mitigated to an extent with this free video game, which allows us to help him get his shit together.

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Piss the bed! It’s time to pack it in for our last 2min Redux of doom. AND what a barnburner!!! If every episode had this much action, I might actually return to liking the show again. Prolly not though, unless 80% the characters die grimtastic deaths for making me suffter, and are replaced by competent humans in season 3. But you can decide for yourself, as we lube it up nice, right after the jump.

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Sony has gone out of its way to market The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo  in clever ways, with the most recent example being their DVD. Instead of some glossy product, they’re riffing on all those pirated discs we used to rock back in the day.

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This is some immaculate cosplay swag, right here.  Videros is a good sir from Germany, who has clearly got the Deus Ex  stylee on lockdown.

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For those of you who have been missing the David Cronenberg of yore – the kinky philosopher with a camera who brought the world The Brood, Videodrome, and Crash – the first teaser for Cosmopolis is here and it’s infused with flashes of physical taboos. I’ve enjoyed the hell out of Cronenberg’s output since he went “soft” with Eastern Promises up through last year’s A Dangerous Method, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t eager for some more body-horror-kink.

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True confession: I’ve known that the Titanic was awesome ever since I was underage and saw Kate Winslet’s boobs aboard it. Since then I’ve grown up as a man dedicated to studying its nooks and crannies via internet searches and audio plants I’ve snuck into James Cameron’s secret compound nestled in its caverns. With that obsession firmly in tow, these high-resolution images that National Graphic is dropping ahead of the sunken beauty’s 100th anniversary are tear-jerking for me. Oh the beauty of its sunken treasure chests. Of its sunken booty, just waiting to be found.

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I want to go to Mars. I’ve oft mentioned that if we ever put one of us lead-footed mostly-simians onto that Red Planet I’m going to be weeping all over the televised (into ours skull-o-vision) broadcast. Now go there? My god. I can’t even contemplate it. According to the head of SpaceX I could be swinging such a dream for only half a million. Time to start rubbing some fucking pennies together.

Frreal.

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Fucking robots, man. All crossing our technological borders and stealing our jobs and shit. The latest band of thieves are them Kiva Systems robots, now that they’ve been acquired by Amazon.

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