Directed by  Nacho Vigalando, I have a feeling this teaser for Mark Millar’s comic Supercrooks  is going to be more entertaining than the rag itself. This is the comic whose tagline is “There are too many superheroes in America, let’s go someplace else”, confirming that every thought Mark Millar has on the crapper is now a movie-ready franchise.

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Ken Levine and the rest of the team have revealed BioShock: Infinite‘s third heavy hitter: the Boys of Silence. A creepy deformed roaming analog of the original’s camera system. Fucking awesome.

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Pirate Bay, man. They’re all, you know. Pirating. Torrenting. Naturally, the Man wants to bring them down and they need to devise ways to stay ahead of them. Their latest method is science-fiction porno, that is also a fitting middle finger to the Powers That Be.

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The video just keeps coming for Hunger Games, even as the movie stands three days away. In this clip we got Katniss hugging it out with Gale as she prepares to enter the Games frrealy.

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Michael Bay could hear the Collective crapping their pants in apoplexy yesterday when it was revealed the Douche-Pro envisions his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be…an alien race. His suggestion? “Chill”, like wasn’t the guy who had already destroyed a childhood love.

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A smidge old, but I kept forgetting to post it. This is for you!, person who hasn’t seen this yet. NASA has released a video detailing the entire evolution of the Moon in almost three minutes. It’s goddamn fantastic.

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How do I feel about John Carter? I don’t feel anything. Perhaps that’s the most condemning characteristic of the flick. None of us cared. None of us! None of us cared to the tune of an enormous loss for Disney.

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Apparently Brian Wood is intending to have the X-Gene on fucking lockdown  this year. Fresh off penning Wolverine: Alpha and Omega, the scribe who won my heart with DMZ  is taking over two other X-Titles. Oh yeah!, and a  potpourri  of other Marvel news I haven’t gotten around to.

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If you’re reading this, it means that you survived Monday, the most dastardly day of the week. For it is on this day that we are forced to return to our places of business, to do the bidding of others in the hopes that we may one day fulfill our own dreams. Unless you’re last name is Thoreau and you’ve got a friend who’ll loan you a nice bit of land, chances’re that you’re not taking yourself off the grid. Instead, you’re going to deal with a bullshit commute to get to job you don’t love so as to be able to pay the bills.

Yikes.

But since we’re all in this together, we might as well pool our minds together and come up with an antidote to workweek ennui. Thissere’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE – the weekly post in which I share with you the various ways I’ll be entertaining myself until the weekend. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to hit up the comments section and show off the Fun-Weapons you’ll be using while we pillage Boringville.

Without further adieu, let’s fuggin’ ROCK!

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I don’t give a fuck about Shenmue  or its sequel. I don’t. I know that deducts like, a zillion space-bucks from my e-peen, but whatever. So this news doesn’t do anything for me. However, there’s a lot of people that are going to be simultaneously joyous and apopleptic about this shit. If the rumors in the streets are true, Sega has been sitting on HD versions of Shenmue 1&2  for a year. Biding their time. Waiting.

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