CAPTAIN AMERICA’S Reunion With Peggy Was Cut From ‘AVENGERS’; Double Dang.
I got a bit of the onion-eye at the end of Captain America. Captain America all like “nothing is more important to me than country! yeehaw!” as he plunged into the depths leaving behind his pretty albeit underdeveloped love interest. Wheddon penned a reunion between the two, but unfortunately that shit got the axe.
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THIS WEEK ON Justified: Slaughterhouse
This is it kids. This is the final stretch; the season finale of Justified. Our dear friend Raylan has been through a lot these past few weeks.
VALVE Job Listing Points To Plans For New ‘Gaming Experiences’. Teledildonics, I Bet.
Valve is totally, they swear to Jehovah, not working on a console. They’re not. So just disregard these job listings.
Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
Darren Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’ Gets Itself A March 2014 Release Date
Noah and its bible-powered eco thriller continues to coalesce and become “more than an Aronofsky wet dream”, with the latest nougat confirming its existence being a release date. If I’m not mistaken, the son of a bitch is destined to hit during Lent.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE Consulting On Video Game; Get His Swag As Pre-Order
Georges St-Pierre, blood of my blood. I see you, your perfect abs and your gorgeously thick thighs. I see you, and I write letters to my girlfriend that I never mail telling her how we’re leaving together. You are consulting on Sleeping Dogs, which I will never buy despite your contributions to it. You have no idea the pain this brings me.
Astronomers Find Evidence of STAR-KILLING Sandtorms. Guess ‘Episode I’ Anakin Was Right. Go Figure.
The cosmos is goddamn impressive for a variety of reasons. One of my favorite examples is its tremendous capacity for destruction. Marauding stars, black holes, and now this: sandstorms that rise up out of a star and friggin’ end it.
DC COMICS Announces ‘DIGITAL FIRST’ BATMAN By Lemire, and Lindelof. This Is Hot.
The giant digital push is coming, so grab the grease and practice your groans or moans. Depending on your distributional ideology. DC has announced “Digital First” Batman as well as other “digital first” joints and the line-up alone may be able to persuade you.
Video: It’s A Corgi Getting Vacuumed. Dude Is In F**king Heaven.
Happy Friday! Let’s turn the brains off more than usual with this adorable video of a corgi getting vacuumed and loving it.
Image Comics Publisher: We’re “Creating Some Of The Best Comics In History”, He’s F**king Right.
Eric Stephenson dropped some bold words today regarding his Image Comics, and I’m going to just go ahead and nod my head in affirmation.
