Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
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Darren Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’ Gets Itself A March 2014 Release Date
Noah and its bible-powered eco thriller continues to coalesce and become “more than an Aronofsky wet dream”, with the latest nougat confirming its existence being a release date. If I’m not mistaken, the son of a bitch is destined to hit during Lent.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE Consulting On Video Game; Get His Swag As Pre-Order
Georges St-Pierre, blood of my blood. I see you, your perfect abs and your gorgeously thick thighs. I see you, and I write letters to my girlfriend that I never mail telling her how we’re leaving together. You are consulting on Sleeping Dogs, which I will never buy despite your contributions to it. You have no idea the pain this brings me.
Astronomers Find Evidence of STAR-KILLING Sandtorms. Guess ‘Episode I’ Anakin Was Right. Go Figure.
The cosmos is goddamn impressive for a variety of reasons. One of my favorite examples is its tremendous capacity for destruction. Marauding stars, black holes, and now this: sandstorms that rise up out of a star and friggin’ end it.
DC COMICS Announces ‘DIGITAL FIRST’ BATMAN By Lemire, and Lindelof. This Is Hot.
The giant digital push is coming, so grab the grease and practice your groans or moans. Depending on your distributional ideology. DC has announced “Digital First” Batman as well as other “digital first” joints and the line-up alone may be able to persuade you.
Video: It’s A Corgi Getting Vacuumed. Dude Is In F**king Heaven.
Happy Friday! Let’s turn the brains off more than usual with this adorable video of a corgi getting vacuumed and loving it.
Image Comics Publisher: We’re “Creating Some Of The Best Comics In History”, He’s F**king Right.
Eric Stephenson dropped some bold words today regarding his Image Comics, and I’m going to just go ahead and nod my head in affirmation.
‘SKYRIM’ Is Adding ‘KINECT SUPPORT’, Yeah Great. Where’s My F**king Flying Mount.
Back in February I pointed all your goggle-eyes towards a Skyrim Sizzle Reel that displayed what the developers would love to add into the title. One of the joints in the sizzle reel were flying dragon mounts. That was awesome. Another was stupid fucking Kinect support. That was dumb. I am bitter. Can you guess which one is actually getting implemented?
DEAD NATE DOGG Performing At Coachella As A HOLOGRAM. No, Srsly.
Ain’t this some Futuro Pop Culture Nonsense right here. Nate Dogg will be digitally risen! again come Coachella, as the good sir will perform as a hologram. I’m not making any of this bullshit up.
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down: Chapter 20
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of every subplot closing on EB&D, as the series begins to neatly wind itself down into the off position leading up to the grande finale this Sunday. 20 is my favorite episode this year, and it had plenty of great momentos. So join me after the jump on our penultimate expedition EVER into the world of Kenny Fucking Powers.
