Terrorist Claims BATMAN Inspired Him To Act. Frank Miller Broods
Frank Miller is going to be pissed. A convicted terrorist referenced Batman in his explanations, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out it’s probably Dickhead Batman that Miller created many moons ago.
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Face of a Franchise: Gruber!
[face of a franchise presents two individuals that’ve fulfilled the same role. your task — choose the better of the two and defend your choice in the rancor pit that is the comments section]
John McClane is a goddamn bad-ass. From the late 1980s to the mid-1990s, McClane made a point to periodically run through a Die Hard flick in the hopes of averting disaster and making clever quips. Towers? Airports? An entire city? No matter the intended terror-target, McClane never shirked from responsibility, even if it meant working through a bombastic hangover.
However, part of what makes the Die Hard trilogy so fun is the fact that John McClane never has an easy go of his adventures. By the end of each movie, Bruce Willis looks more like a broken-spirited vagrant than any sort of wealthy restauranteur. The truth of the matter is that McClane is always outmatched by his enemies, and as such he has to get the piss beaten out of him before he can save the day.
So who of McClane’s foes are the most formidable? Which motherfuckers stick in the craw most? Well, the honor has to go to the Gruber Brothers.
Cosplay: Link and Epona Totally (Hy)rule! Get It? I Hate Myself.
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Spits On Hating 3D, Explains His Shooting Philosophy
Christopher Nolan is the jam. Revived Batman, blew minds with Inception, and gave Warner Bros. the finger when it came to shooting in 3D.
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve reached the end of the internet!
If you were expecting anything other than Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario, sorry to disappoint.
‘I KNOW THAT VOICE’ TRAILER Pulls Away Fourth Wall Of Your Favorite Voices.
I Know That Voice is a documentary about all those famous voice actors we come to know through the years. The ones giving life to our animated entertainments like mofuckin’ Batman and Spongebob.
‘AVENGERS’ CLIP: Captain America and Thor Beat Ass, Hold Each Other.
Here’s a clip from Avengers where Captain America and Thor are totally whupping dummy aliens and looking deep, deep, deep into one another’s eyes. There are eons of understanding exchanged in but a mere glance between the two of them.
‘2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY’ LEGO Sets Are Monolithically Dope. PUNS.
Jason Allemann has created a collection of goddamn glorious LEGO sets based on 2001: A Space Odyssey. The pinnacle is a 3,800+ piece rendition of Discovery One.
Hit the jump to behold.
Video: ‘STAR WARS’ Organ Is Circus Music With Force
…Not even giving a measure of a fuck with the cheesy headlines today. Behold this Star Wars organ that churns out the movie’s theme with haunting goofiness.
FACEBOOK Supports CISPA; The New SOPA Up In Hurr.
I spat about CISPA earlier this week, commenting that fat-assed corporations will claw their way into our interguts regardless of many attempts we make to repel them. Facebook is one of those douchebagorations.
