Final ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Poster Is Here.
The unrevealed story of Peter Parker’s childhood is coming this July, amidst a deluge of other comic book properties. No one will blame you if you forget about it. In order to combat such forgetfulness, perform the following actions in sequential order. 1) Click read more, download poster. 2) Put it on your wall. 3) Tear it off your wall, and don’t worry about missing this movie.
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‘DEAD SPACE’ Isaac Clarke Figure Is Fan Made Awesome.
This is some hotness right here. A Korean fan of Dead Space has gone and created the Isaac Clarke figure from whence all others shall be judged.
Hit the jump to check it out in all its glory.
BETHESDA Revealing…SOMETHING Tomorrow. SKYRIM DLC?
Bethesda is teasing something on their Twitter feed. No idea what it is specifically, but they dropped a picture and a promise of a revealtion tomorrow.
Hit the jump for the picture, and to speculate. Skyrim DLC?!
Video: HOLOGRAM TUPAC Laying It Down At Coachella. The Future, Man.
Here’s HOLOGRAM TUPAC rising up out of the digital depths to perform at Coachella. Ridiculous. I’m glad to know that when I die, Rendar will have me walking around parties as a hologram, holocrapping and holoswearing.
JAPANESE ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ TRAILER Got New Footage, Same Ennui
Here’s a Japanese trailer for Amazing Spider-Man which really doesn’t offer up anything new, despite offering up some new footage. This movie is dropping in the wrong year, don’t you think?
Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your impressions at the beep.
Monday Morning Commute: It’s Not A Tumor It’s A Sad Erection
What’s up, you slime. Where’s Rendar Frankenstein, you ask? Dead! Well. Dead set on having a good time on the left coast of the Empire. That’s right. You’re left with me, Caff-Pow. Play it cool and I’ll buy you pizza. Just don’t tell Rendar, okay? He hits me. I’m going to let you in on a secret. Frankenstein is Palpatine to my Vader. While I may seem to rule the roost here, it’s only at his blessing. He works the curtains and trots me out every once in a while. So yeah. Keep your hands off the inside, eat your fucking pizza, and we will all get through this edition of Monday Morning Commute together. Or it’ll end in tears and blood and I’ll have to tell Rendar you slipped on the stairs on the way out of the car.
Anyways, this is the aforementioned MMC: the column where we list the things we’re enjoying and anticipating in order to get through this slog-fest-shit-hole that is our empty lives.
ASTEROID That Killed DINOSAURS Might Create Life In Other Solar Systems. Paying It Forward ++
Here’s a potential happy ending to Jurassic Park. The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs and thereby deprived me of my (don’t think about it logically you assholes) T. Rex that I ride around like a car could have seeded life throughout the rest of the galaxy.
‘HAWKEYE’ By FRACTION and AJA To Launch In August. Frak Yeah.
Everyone in the Avengers fucking party! I know, I know. Spreading thin, et cetera. I don’t care. Hawkeye by Fraction and Aja is coming, bringing with it a groin swell from my corner of the room.
Covers and deets post-jump.
NEW ‘AVENGERS’ PICS Dump Has Hotties And Choad Outfits
Here’s a new goddamn slew of Avengers pics that you can churn into a slurry and mow it the fuck up. The usual collection: dorky Captain America outfit, hot people, ‘splosions.
MARK WAID Launches “THRILLBENT” Digital Comics On May 1
At C2E2, Mark Waid has laid out the deets on his upcoming digital comics venture. It’s called Thrillbent, and its dropping the cloak covering its naughties this May 1.
