GEORGES ST-PIERRE Consulting On Video Game; Get His Swag As Pre-Order

Georges St-Pierre, blood of my blood. I see you, your perfect abs and your gorgeously thick thighs. I see you, and I write letters to my girlfriend that I never mail telling her how we’re leaving together. You are consulting on Sleeping Dogs, which I will never buy despite your contributions to it. You have no idea the pain this brings me.

Joystiq:

Square Enix has enlisted the help of UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St-Pierre (aka GSP), who will now be contributing his expertise on punching/grappling dudes to  Sleeping Dogs. While GSP is said to be working on “multiple elements” of the Hong Kongian crime thriller, we have an inkling that he’ll be lending the majority of his vast, worldly knowledge to the game’s combat systems.

Actually, now that we’ve remembered how huge his bulging muscles are and how easily he could grind our puny frames into a fine mist, we suppose its entirely possible that GSP could be consulting on the game’s art direction, or acting as a continuity editor for the script. In fact, forget we ever implied anything to the contrary.