‘SKYRIM’ Is Adding ‘KINECT SUPPORT’, Yeah Great. Where’s My F**king Flying Mount.
Back in February I pointed all your goggle-eyes towards a Skyrim Sizzle Reel that displayed what the developers would love to add into the title. One of the joints in the sizzle reel were flying dragon mounts. That was awesome. Another was stupid fucking Kinect support. That was dumb. I am bitter. Can you guess which one is actually getting implemented?
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DEAD NATE DOGG Performing At Coachella As A HOLOGRAM. No, Srsly.
Ain’t this some Futuro Pop Culture Nonsense right here. Nate Dogg will be digitally risen! again come Coachella, as the good sir will perform as a hologram. I’m not making any of this bullshit up.
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down: Chapter 20
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of every subplot closing on EB&D, as the series begins to neatly wind itself down into the off position leading up to the grande finale this Sunday. 20 is my favorite episode this year, and it had plenty of great momentos. So join me after the jump on our penultimate expedition EVER into the world of Kenny Fucking Powers.
Miyamoto Says He’d Like To Make A Spirtual Sequel To A LINK TO THE PAST. Well Do It!
Shigeru Miyamoto hasn’t rocked out on Zelda game since 1991’s A Link To The Past, but the dude is jonesing now. Spitting some verbage (what?) with Edge Magazine, the Lord of Nintendo says he’s up for a spiritual sequel to the son of a bitch. In a certain capacity.
Cosplay: Rogue From The X-Men Is Leeching The Strength From My Knees. GET IT?!
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Oh Sweet Baby Jesus in Heaven, praise you. Praise you for this wonderful monument to the glory of spandex, the female form, and the X-Men. There are fewer testaments to your will and grace that I can think of, though I should mention I’m having a hard time thinking straight at all right now.
‘SIN CITY 2: A DAME TO KILL FOR’ Is Happening. Casting Begins Next Week, Shooting This Summer
I’m not certain many of us around the OLverse care about a sequel to Sin City anymore, but we’re finally getting it. Casting for A Dame To Kill For will kick off next week, with filming going down this summer. Ya heard!
‘HALO 4’ SCREENS Show Shinier Riffs On Same Old Franchise.
Here’s a boat load of Halo 4 screens courtesy of the latest issue of Game Informer. They’re all pretty shiny and sexy and everything, but I don’t know if they mean anything new for the franchise. At the very least, Cortana is looking pretty spicy. Leave me alone, I got a thing for AI.
Mark Ruffalo: We Tots Are Shooting An AVENGERS SCENE Tonight. Oh Dip.
Apparently RDJ wasn’t full of the crap cakes when he said that Avengers was filming themselves a scene this evening. Oh-no-no. The Green Bastard himself Mark Ruffalo went ahead and confirmed it as well, probably to the considerable agitation of Kevin Feige.
CIA’S FEAR: High-Tech Border Checks Will Rat Out Their Spies
Jason Bourne is getting the fucking business these days from border checks in some countries. Did you have any idea that some nations are employing iris checks straight out of fucking Minority Report? I sure as shit didn’t. Man, I’m swearing a lot. Ass. Crap. Boom!
‘LOOPER’ TRAILER: This Movie Looks F**king Insane.
Here we go! Here we go, here we go, here we go! Official trailer for Looper, and god dammit it actually looks better than my already anticipant ass was expecting.
